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-What kind of tree can you hold in your hand? A palm tree. (Original Post)
debm55
3 hrs ago
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Easterncedar
(5,450 posts)1. Palm?
debm55
(55,030 posts)5. Congratulations Easterncedar. You are correct.
North Shore Chicago
(4,214 posts)2. Palm?
debm55
(55,030 posts)6. You are correct, congratulations, North Shore Chicago.
lonely bird
(2,735 posts)3. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Elephino
debm55
(55,030 posts)7. HAHHAHAHAH. Thank you for sharing with us, lonely bird
lonely bird
(2,735 posts)9. One does one's best
Ill see myself out.🤪😁
debm55
(55,030 posts)11. No, That was a terrific joke. Thank you for sharing my friend.
lonely bird
(2,735 posts)12. You are quite welcome
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you pick up peanuts with that thing?
North Shore Chicago
(4,214 posts)10. Great answer!
True Dough
(25,715 posts)4. It must be entrees, right?
I have held many meals in my hands as I walk to the dinner table. So it's entrees!
I am correct, deb! I am!!!
debm55
(55,030 posts)8. Sorry, True Dough, not correct. Thanks for trying.
EYESORE 9001
(29,434 posts)13. Bonsai!

debm55
(55,030 posts)15. Great answer, EYESORE 9001.
BOSSHOG
(44,650 posts)14. One wrapped in a seed
debm55
(55,030 posts)16. HAHAHHAHAH. Thank you BOSSHOG. Love it.