I had a joke about paper today, I didn't post it because it was tearable. Post your oneliner.

[debm55]

[True Dough]

1. deb,

Isn't it past your bedtime?

[debm55]

2. I took a nap I just got up . took my meds and hope I get go back to sleep. Thanks True Dough.

[True Dough]

10. I hope

you're sleeping like a baby.

[johnp3907]

3. Most bald guys still own a comb.

They just can't part with it.

[3catwoman3]

5. That's so bad...

…it’s good -

[lastlib]

6. Never iron a four-leaf clover......

Don't press your luck.

The doctor said he could knock the patient out with gas or a boat paddle. It was an Ether/Oar situation.

[lastlib]

7. A truck delivering hair to a wig maufacturer overturned on a mountain road.

Police are still combing through the wreckage. The driver was uninjured and in good humor despite his brush with death. He said that hairpin turn was pretty dangerous.

[Endlessmike56]

8. A guy was touring an eyeglass factory

He fell into one of the machines and made a spectacle of himself

[JoseBalow]

9. My doctor gave me six months to live

I told him I couldn't pay his bill, so he gave me six more months.