The officer said "you drinking? ", I said "you buying? "...

[Enter stage left]

We just laughed and laughed and laughed...

I need bail money.

[Marie Marie]

1. Sorry but the DU Bail Fund is low. You know that we have a few bad actors on this board that

keep depleting that Fund. Oh you know who you are. And PS -

[Grim Chieftain]

2. I love this!

Thanks for the laugh. Much needed.

[NJCher]

4. User name checks out

Eom

[BidenRocks]

3. I need a snare drum!

[JMCKUSICK]

5. That was great, tytyty

[Permanut]

6. I had a similar stuation..

Officer said "you got any ID?"

I said "about what?"

[OldBaldy1701E]

7. Okay, time for a true story.

Am acquaintance of mine was driving home from his shift working at the local radio station. He had smoked a joint before he got into the car and had placed the left over (known as a 'roach' for those who are not in the know about 'stoner slang') into his ashtray. He was about to turn onto the road that he lived on when he was pulled for 'improper turn signaling' (It was North Carolina, and I maintain to this day that the cop was not from the state, because no local uses their turn signals in North Carolina) and the cop said that he 'smelled marijuana'. My friend let him search the car, whereupon he found the roach. The guy postured for a bit and then told my buddy, "Okay I am going to let you go... THIS TIME (the prerequisite saying require when a cop lets someone off)." He then held up the roach about three inches from my buddy's face and said, "But, I am going to keep this!"

My buddy smiled at him and said, "Thank you officer. And, you enjoy that!"

The cop did not find that funny for some reason...

[Emile]

8. Officer gives a breathalyzer. The old hippie inhales,

and hands it back to him.