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Floyd R. Turbo

(32,321 posts)
Sat Jan 17, 2026, 12:08 PM Saturday

The cashier said "Strip down, facing me." By the time I realized she meant the debit card the

police arrived!

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The cashier said "Strip down, facing me." By the time I realized she meant the debit card the (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo Saturday OP
You're a HOOT, Floyd! some_of_us_are_sane Saturday #1
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😁 surfered Saturday #3
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LOL! This was a good one. Redleg Saturday #5
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I am definitely going to steal that fabulous joke. NNadir Saturday #6
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Yay!!! maspaha Saturday #7
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I love it that you have nothing to hide! You put yourself right out there for all to see! Solly Mack Saturday #8
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I had a similar experience edhopper Saturday #13
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Lolol JMCKUSICK Saturday #15
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Thank you for the laugh! Wild blueberry Saturday #17
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That there was real funny there Floyd. twodogsbarking Saturday #19
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Floyd PJMcK Saturday #20
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Lacked men's rea SSJVegeta Saturday #23
"rea"? Floyd R. Turbo Saturday #24
Googles definition: SSJVegeta Saturday #25
🤗 Floyd R. Turbo 21 hrs ago #27
Good thing she didn't say slide it in Historic NY Saturday #26
😬 Floyd R. Turbo 21 hrs ago #28
Or say 'just tap it.' Xavier Breath 21 hrs ago #29
😬😬 Floyd R. Turbo 19 hrs ago #30
Beauty ProfessorGAC 19 hrs ago #31
😁 Floyd R. Turbo 19 hrs ago #32
How long was the cashier laughing at you? Angleae 9 hrs ago #33
She fainted! 😁 Floyd R. Turbo 2 hrs ago #34

edhopper

(37,111 posts)
13. I had a similar experience
Sat Jan 17, 2026, 02:05 PM
Saturday

Th e cashier told me to swipe it, so I grabbed my stuff off the counter and ran.

PJMcK

(24,803 posts)
20. Floyd
Sat Jan 17, 2026, 02:32 PM
Saturday

You are a treasure.

I’m having a bad couple of days so thanks for a bit of lightness.

SSJVegeta

(2,419 posts)
25. Googles definition:
Sat Jan 17, 2026, 10:06 PM
Saturday
Mens rea, Latin for "guilty mind," is the crucial mental state or criminal intent a person must have when committing a crime, alongside the physical act (actus reus), for legal culpability; it means the prosecution must prove the defendant acted with awareness, purpose, or recklessness, not just by accident, to secure a conviction, though some offenses (strict liability) don't require it.
Key aspects of mens rea:
Definition: The culpable mental state accompanying a prohibited act, showing the person intended to do wrong or knew their actions were illegal.
Core Principle: Criminal law generally punishes intentional wrongdoing, not accidents or mistakes.
Types of Intent: Can range from specific intent (intending a particular outcome) to general intent (intending the act itself).
Requirement: Prosecutors must prove mens rea beyond a reasonable doubt for most serious crimes, like murder or theft.
Contrast: It's the mental side, contrasted with actus reus, the physical act of the crime.
Exceptions: Strict liability crimes (e.g., traffic offenses, selling alcohol to minors) don't require mens rea, focusing only on the act.
Examples:
Murder: Requires intent to kill or cause serious harm (mens rea) plus the act of killing (actus reus).
Theft: Requires the intent to permanently deprive the owner of their property.
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Mens rea is a Latin term that refers to the mental state or intent of an individual at the time they commit a criminal act. It plays a crucial role in determini...

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Mens rea is a Latin phrase that translates to "guilty mind". It refers to the state of mind required to convict a defendant of a crime. In a criminal trial, the...

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The concept of mens rea, or a "guilty mind," reflects the idea that a crime generally must consist of not only a proscribed act but also a "mental element" suff...

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"Mens Rea" by Paul H. Robinson
The chapter is available for download at http://ssrn.com/abstract=661161. *Mens rea*, or "guilty mind", is a central feature of criminal law. It requires: * **C...

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Im just being silly

ProfessorGAC

(75,928 posts)
31. Beauty
Sun Jan 18, 2026, 02:39 PM
19 hrs ago

Again, I knew where it was headed and I laughed anyway!
I think "...police arrived" is what got me.

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