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Floyd R. Turbo

(32,913 posts) Tue Jan 20, 2026, 10:14 PM Jan 20

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When my wife's doctor asked her what form of birth control she uses, she said "You obviously haven't

met my husband!”

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When my wife's doctor asked her what form of birth control she uses, she said "You obviously haven't (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo Jan 20 OP

Help me, WTF does that mean? NotHardly Jan 20 #1

Imagine it being said in Rodney Dangerfield's voice. TommyT139 Jan 21 #3

👆🏼 Floyd R. Turbo Jan 21 #4

That's not nice. I'm sure you are lovely.😄😄😄😄 Srkdqltr Jan 20 #2

😁 Floyd R. Turbo Jan 21 #5

Apparently YOU Haven't Met Floyd! ProfessorGAC Jan 21 #6

You are cute.🤣🤣🤣🤣 Srkdqltr Jan 21 #7

NotHardly

(2,705 posts)

1. Help me, WTF does that mean?

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Tue Jan 20, 2026, 10:26 PM

Jan 20

TommyT139

(2,357 posts)

3. Imagine it being said in Rodney Dangerfield's voice.

Reply to NotHardly (Reply #1)

Wed Jan 21, 2026, 12:52 AM

Jan 21

The point is that the husband in the joke is supposedly so unattractive that the wife wouldn't need birth control, because she doesn't want to have sex with him.

Floyd posts some of the worst-in-a-good-way "dad jokes," puns, and groaners. He often deftly uses the board's layout to his advantage -- we read the setup and when we click through, we can see the punchline.

Floyd R. Turbo

(32,913 posts)

4. 👆🏼

Reply to NotHardly (Reply #1)

Wed Jan 21, 2026, 09:16 AM

Jan 21

Srkdqltr

(9,770 posts)

2. That's not nice. I'm sure you are lovely.😄😄😄😄

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Tue Jan 20, 2026, 11:50 PM

Jan 20

Floyd R. Turbo

(32,913 posts)

5. 😁

Reply to Srkdqltr (Reply #2)

Wed Jan 21, 2026, 09:17 AM

Jan 21

ProfessorGAC

(76,739 posts)

6. Apparently YOU Haven't Met Floyd!

Reply to Srkdqltr (Reply #2)

Wed Jan 21, 2026, 04:12 PM

Jan 21

Sorry; couldn't help myself.

Srkdqltr

(9,770 posts)

7. You are cute.🤣🤣🤣🤣

Reply to ProfessorGAC (Reply #6)

Wed Jan 21, 2026, 05:25 PM

Jan 21

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