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debm55

(60,705 posts) Sat Jan 24, 2026, 09:51 AM Jan 24

Joke of the Day. Why do ducks have feathers on their tails? Answer is --to cover their butt quacks.

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Joke of the Day. Why do ducks have feathers on their tails? Answer is --to cover their butt quacks. (Original Post) debm55 Jan 24 OP

;-{) Goonch Jan 24 #1

Congratulations, Gooch. I'll give you credit. Answer is to cover their butt quacks. debm55 Jan 24 #3

To cover their butt quacks? (n/t) PJMcK Jan 24 #2

Congratulations , PJMck YOU are correct. debm55 Jan 24 #4

Dad jokes PJMcK Jan 24 #5

Thank you very much, PJMcK debm55 Jan 24 #6

Well, of course, their pants are always down Walleye Jan 24 #7

HAHHAHHAHH. Walleye. debm55 Jan 24 #8

Thanks Now that's a pretty old dad joke Walleye Jan 24 #9

HAHAHAHAHHA debm55 Jan 24 #10

Quackers are expensive. Onthefly Jan 24 #11

HAHAHHHAHHAHAH. Thank you very much. Onthefly. debm55 Jan 24 #12

Goonch

(5,071 posts)

1. ;-{)

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sat Jan 24, 2026, 10:04 AM

Jan 24

debm55

(60,705 posts)

3. Congratulations, Gooch. I'll give you credit. Answer is to cover their butt quacks.

Reply to Goonch (Reply #1)

Sat Jan 24, 2026, 10:06 AM

Jan 24

PJMcK

(25,050 posts)

2. To cover their butt quacks? (n/t)

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sat Jan 24, 2026, 10:05 AM

Jan 24

debm55

(60,705 posts)

4. Congratulations , PJMck YOU are correct.

Reply to PJMcK (Reply #2)

Sat Jan 24, 2026, 10:08 AM

Jan 24

PJMcK

(25,050 posts)

5. Dad jokes

Reply to debm55 (Reply #4)

Sat Jan 24, 2026, 10:11 AM

Jan 24

When my son was young, I scoured sources for silly jokes/puns to make him and his friends laugh.

By the time he was 13 or so I had to quit since he had started rolling his eyes!

debm55

(60,705 posts)

6. Thank you very much, PJMcK

Reply to PJMcK (Reply #5)

Sat Jan 24, 2026, 10:15 AM

Jan 24

Walleye

(44,862 posts)

7. Well, of course, their pants are always down

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sat Jan 24, 2026, 10:31 AM

Jan 24

debm55

(60,705 posts)

8. HAHHAHHAHH. Walleye.

Reply to Walleye (Reply #7)

Sat Jan 24, 2026, 10:34 AM

Jan 24

Walleye

(44,862 posts)

9. Thanks Now that's a pretty old dad joke

Reply to debm55 (Reply #8)

Sat Jan 24, 2026, 10:45 AM

Jan 24

🙊

debm55

(60,705 posts)

10. HAHAHAHAHHA

Reply to Walleye (Reply #9)

Sat Jan 24, 2026, 10:46 AM

Jan 24

Onthefly

(1,298 posts)

11. Quackers are expensive.

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sat Jan 24, 2026, 11:04 AM

Jan 24

Each quacker comes to me with a bill.

debm55

(60,705 posts)

12. HAHAHHHAHHAHAH. Thank you very much. Onthefly.

Reply to Onthefly (Reply #11)

Sat Jan 24, 2026, 11:09 AM

Jan 24

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