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Floyd R. Turbo

(32,913 posts) Wed Feb 4, 2026, 03:39 PM Feb 4

Yesterday I played golf and beat my brother- in-law.

Two different activities! 😁

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Yesterday I played golf and beat my brother- in-law. (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo Feb 4 OP

;-{) S@#t happens! Goonch Feb 4 #1

😬 Floyd R. Turbo Feb 4 #4

Did you beat him with a golf club? NNadir Feb 4 #2

The driver, Floyd R. Turbo Feb 4 #5

*SNORT* Skittles Feb 4 #3

😁 Floyd R. Turbo Feb 4 #7

REMINDS ME OF A JOKE some_of_us_are_sane Feb 4 #6

😬 Floyd R. Turbo Feb 4 #8

Hit the ball, drag Charlie quaint Feb 4 #9

😁 Floyd R. Turbo Feb 5 #10

Goonch

(5,067 posts)

1. ;-{) S@#t happens!

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Feb 4, 2026, 03:58 PM

Feb 4

Floyd R. Turbo

(32,913 posts)

4. 😬

Reply to Goonch (Reply #1)

Wed Feb 4, 2026, 07:00 PM

Feb 4

NNadir

(38,083 posts)

2. Did you beat him with a golf club?

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Feb 4, 2026, 04:28 PM

Feb 4

Can you claim self defense?

Floyd R. Turbo

(32,913 posts)

5. The driver,

Reply to NNadir (Reply #2)

Wed Feb 4, 2026, 07:03 PM

Feb 4

who said he’d never play with us again!

Skittles

(171,724 posts)

3. *SNORT*

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Feb 4, 2026, 04:54 PM

Feb 4

Floyd R. Turbo

(32,913 posts)

7. 😁

Reply to Skittles (Reply #3)

Wed Feb 4, 2026, 10:18 PM

Feb 4

some_of_us_are_sane

(3,201 posts)

6. REMINDS ME OF A JOKE

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Feb 4, 2026, 09:42 PM

Feb 4

Jim goes every Saturday with two friends to play golf. Almost a religion to them.

One Saturday Jim's wife begins to worry. Stares at the clock until it's nearly sunset. When Jim finally comes in looking exhausted, his wife says, "Honey...WHY are you so late?"

"Ah', he says, "Harry had a heart attack. WHAT a day!... it was grab a club, take a swing..........drag Harry. Grab a club, take a swing......drag Harry."