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Enter stage left

(4,520 posts) Thu Feb 5, 2026, 11:11 PM Feb 5

Sign in the fruit area of a produce section of a store...

Orgasmic blueberries, $1.95.

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They're probably selling very well. 3catwoman3 Feb 5 #1

Harvested personally or by machine? Norrrm Feb 5 #2

If they aren't Maine low bush, they can't be. cachukis Feb 5 #3

I knew a girl like that once... Enter stage left Feb 5 #4

And worth every penny! rsdsharp Feb 5 #5

HAHAHHAAHhhAHAH, thank you debm55 Feb 6 #6

I like blueberries, but not *that* much. Ocelot II Feb 6 #7

I've purchased them multiple times. 2MuchNoise Feb 6 #8

I have several every morning, right after I wake up. CTyankee Feb 6 #9

I had a dozen in my cereal this morning. Floyd R. Turbo Feb 6 #10

Maybe they'll have orgasmic strawberries sent from Mexico. I'm a big fan! CTyankee Feb 8 #11

🤗 Floyd R. Turbo Feb 8 #12

You can be True Dough Feb 8 #13

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3catwoman3

(29,256 posts)

1. They're probably selling very well.

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Thu Feb 5, 2026, 11:14 PM

Feb 5

Norrrm

(4,833 posts)

2. Harvested personally or by machine?

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Thu Feb 5, 2026, 11:15 PM

Feb 5

cachukis

(3,889 posts)

3. If they aren't Maine low bush, they can't be.

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Thu Feb 5, 2026, 11:19 PM

Feb 5

Enter stage left

(4,520 posts)

4. I knew a girl like that once...

Reply to cachukis (Reply #3)

Thu Feb 5, 2026, 11:27 PM

Feb 5

Thanks to Dan Rowan and Dick Martin.

rsdsharp

(11,965 posts)

5. And worth every penny!

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Thu Feb 5, 2026, 11:46 PM

Feb 5

debm55

(59,781 posts)

6. HAHAHHAAHhhAHAH, thank you

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Fri Feb 6, 2026, 12:19 AM

Feb 6

Ocelot II

(130,270 posts)

7. I like blueberries, but not *that* much.

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Fri Feb 6, 2026, 12:20 AM

Feb 6

2MuchNoise

(764 posts)

8. I've purchased them multiple times.

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Fri Feb 6, 2026, 04:14 AM

Feb 6

CTyankee

(68,105 posts)

9. I have several every morning, right after I wake up.

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Fri Feb 6, 2026, 03:43 PM

Feb 6

They coincide with my breakfast. In fact, I have them on top of my breakfast.

Floyd R. Turbo

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10. I had a dozen in my cereal this morning.

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Fri Feb 6, 2026, 03:51 PM

Feb 6

Three didn’t work!

CTyankee

(68,105 posts)

11. Maybe they'll have orgasmic strawberries sent from Mexico. I'm a big fan!

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Sun Feb 8, 2026, 02:58 PM

Feb 8

Floyd R. Turbo

(32,815 posts)

12. 🤗

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Sun Feb 8, 2026, 03:05 PM

Feb 8

True Dough

(26,448 posts)

13. You can be

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Sun Feb 8, 2026, 07:51 PM

Feb 8

my huckleberry, Enter stage left!

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