Thanks for the hearts. No clever quips. Just a simple thanks.

[cbabe]

[True Dough]

1. Hi. I'm available to draft clever quips.

I charge a mere $10 per quip. The "clever" part is entirely subjective.



In-box me if you're interested.

[cbabe]

2. Be sure to copyright.

[True Dough]

3. In my case,

more likely to copy write!

[cbabe]

4. Ah no! Sliding down the slippery quip slope.

[True Dough]

5. I don't slide down that slope!

I tumble ass over tea kettle!