Someone tell me a joke.

[Morbius]

I prefer long jokes, if you have one. Puns are okay. I once rattled off ten puns in a row, hoping at least one would generate a laugh. But sadly, no pun in ten did.

[LogDog75]

1. First day in the First Grade

A First Grade teacher was about to welcome a newly graduated class of Kindergartners into her class. After introducing herself and calling roll, she told the kids "You're no longer in Kindergarten so don't use baby words; use grownup words."

Teacher: "Now who would like to tell the class what you did over the Summer and remember, use grownup words"

Mary raises her hand the the teacher calls on her.

Mary: "I visited my nana."

Teacher: "No Mary, you visited your Grandmother. Remember, use grownup words."

Billy raises his hand and the teacher calls on him.

Billy: "I rode a Choo-Choo."

Teacher: "No Billy, you rode a train. Remember, use grownup words."

Johnny: "I read a book"

Teacher: "That's wonderful. What was the name of the book?"

Johnny thinks for a second and says "Winnie the Shit!"

[Emile]

2. LOL 😆

[lastlib]

3. Dogs cannot operate MRI machines.

Only cat scan.

[JoseBalow]

4. "Daddy, where do babies come from?" ... "Well, the stork brings them."

"I know that, but who fucks the stork?"

[Emile]

5. Read my Journal