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If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop... (Original Post) Enter stage left 15 hrs ago OP
Hmmmmm sorcrow 15 hrs ago #1
But, are we really the dominant species, if your dog needs to go out in the middle of the night... Enter stage left 15 hrs ago #3
In my household EYESORE 9001 15 hrs ago #4
i'd rather getup at 2AM to let the dog out DBoon 15 hrs ago #5
Not the only question being asked ... eppur_se_muova 15 hrs ago #2
they would study further and determine... ret5hd 13 hrs ago #6
That's a Jerry Seinfeld bit. Almost word for word except he said we walk behind the dog picking up mucifer 10 hrs ago #7

sorcrow

(662 posts)
1. Hmmmmm
Tue Feb 10, 2026, 12:25 AM
15 hrs ago

Every time I pick up poo, I have to remind myself that one, I love my dogs, they make my life wonderful. And two, I am a member of the dominant species of the on the planet, right?

Best regards,
Sorghum Crow

Enter stage left

(4,407 posts)
3. But, are we really the dominant species, if your dog needs to go out in the middle of the night...
Tue Feb 10, 2026, 12:29 AM
15 hrs ago

Who, pray tell, gets out of a warm bed to let it out?

mucifer

(25,603 posts)
7. That's a Jerry Seinfeld bit. Almost word for word except he said we walk behind the dog picking up
Tue Feb 10, 2026, 05:24 AM
10 hrs ago

the poop. He said it decades ago in his stad up.

Maybe you saw it and forgot you saw it or it's a coincidence and you just thought of it now.

Either way, funny as hell



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