Does anyone have any tips or tricks about things I can do to improve my appearance?

[LuckyCharms]

Thanks.

[MiHale]

1. I found that flash paper and smoke work..

[LuckyCharms]

2. This helps very much.

Thank you.

[dweller]

3. This guy thinks he's got the clue

https://archive.ph/Ybe6V

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[LuckyCharms]

4. Jesus. I haven't had a 31 inch waist since the 4th grade.

[rsdsharp]

5. Switch from the pink hearts to the green clovers.

[Marie Marie]

6. Lighting - they say it is all about the lighting.

I find that total darkness helps to hide my flaws. But you - I wouldn't change a thing there Handsome.

[LuckyCharms]

15. I wear two Wegmans bags over my head...

Sometimes three bags.

In case the first two fall off.

[3catwoman3]

19. Lucky you, getting to shop at Wegman's.

[LuckyCharms]

20. I used to do all of the shopping there...

but my wife took over that job at her request.

When I do happen to go in there now, I can't find anything because they changed everything around over the past few years.

I can walk there when the weather is nice...it's only a mile away.

[3catwoman3]

21. I grew up in Rochester, NY, and when I visit there, a couple of trips...

…to Wegman’s are always on the agenda. I could spend a whole day just in the cheese section of their massive Pittsford store.

[LuckyCharms]

37. You know what I wish they still had?

Do you remember they used to make those made to order hamburgers that were encapsulated into a roll? Not like a sandwich...it was like the bread was baked completely around the meat.

I used to love those things!

[3catwoman3]

41. I haven't lived there since 1976. I don't recall those...

…burgers. 🍔 Sounds yummy.

[Probatim]

39. if you have Wegman's money, you don't need good looks...

[JoseBalow]

7. Squint

[LuckyCharms]

14. I tried that...

It made me look worse.

[Kali]

8. eyebrow toupees?

[LuckyCharms]

13. I drew my eyebrows in with a bic pen...

Unfortunately, the only bic pen I have has red ink.

[Kali]

18. oh you should def try a blue one!

[justaprogressive]

9. if you can afford it

If this is for an appearance:

Get a shave and a haircut!

Clean and pressed white shirt maybe a sport coat?

[LuckyCharms]

10. Clothes?

Do you think I'm made of money or something?

[justaprogressive]

11. no, but you might have a few dollars left over

to buy a shirt from goodwill, having done so myself.

[LuckyCharms]

12. I can't leave the house to go to goodwill.

I've worn nothing but socks and boxer briefs since 2020.

I can't go out in public like that.

[Mountain Mule]

38. My heavens!

Just shop Amazon. They almost always have what you're looking for at a very low price. Check them out and come breathe some fresh air.

[PJMcK]

16. Lose your mirrors

Why care about your looks? If you’re clean and brushed your teeth you’re good to go.

[LuckyCharms]

17. "If you're clean and brushed your teeth"

Uh oh.

Damn...yet another problem to worry about...

[Ptah]

22. I'll PM you my PayPal address.

Send me $1,500 (my discounted rate), and I'll take care of this problem.

[LuckyCharms]

23. That looks familiar!

[Ptah]

24. I only plagiarize from the best.

[LuckyCharms]

25. That's a very nice thing to say...

I'm having a bad few days, so that picked me up.

Thanks, Ptah.

[SuzyandPuffpuff]

26. Smile

Laugh smile laugh smile laugh smile

[LuckyCharms]

28. That's good advice.

No matter what is going on, I can always find humor in it!

[sop]

27. Mar-a-Lago face

It's all the rage these days.

[Keepthesoulalive]

29. Beat me f me heels

I heard they make your legs look sexy. Even if you are a mister.

[imaginary girl]

30. Has anyone suggested you wear a mask yet?

(note, not meant personally, as I have no idea what you look like!)

[Harker]

31. When and where are you appearing?

[LuckyCharms]

36. I can only appear on the radio, Harker.

They won't let me be on TV.

I have a nice voice I'm told, but I'm looking pretty generic lately!

How are you doing?

[Harker]

42. Holding my own, thanks, Lucky!

Can't get anybody to hold it for me, anyhow.

Lying low and getting some reading done... tired of plowing and shoveling, as I know you are also. Heat wave today... above freezing for the first time in weeks!

More reading and less posting. Happily, no trampolines around here.

[Marthe48]

32. Always smile

If everyone is wondering what you're up to, they won't worry about anything else.

[FalloutShelter]

33. Just smile Charms.

[sorcrow]

34. According to my wife

According to my wife, I look better with her glasses off.

Best regards,
Sorghum Crow

[LuckyCharms]

35. I'm stealing that!

[Scrivener7]

40. But you're beautiful on the inside. You have very handsome intestines.