What was in Kristi Noem's mystery bag a pilot was fired over? (humorous speculation and wrong answers only)

[Snarkoleptic]

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https://www.rawstory.com/kristi-noem-2675333230/

"This was never about a blanket," said one insider with knowledge of the incident. "The blanket was a cover story for what really happened. The whole thing was really about the bag that was left."
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It's not clear what was in the bag, but sources told the Daily Mail that Lewandowski, who is rumored to be having an affair with Noem, learned that at least two people were aware of the contents and that this could be embarrassing – and the news outlet speculated those two individuals were promoted afterward.

18 votes, 0 passes | Time left: Poll closed
	Cocaine
	3 (17%)
	Corey Lewandowski's Condoms
	1 (6%)
	Sex Toys
	12 (67%)
	Kristi's Cosplay Cowgirl Getup
	0 (0%)
	Kristi's Trump Bible
	1 (6%)
	$30 Cash and a half pack of cigs
	0 (0%)
	Other (speculate)
	1 (6%)
	0 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[C_U_L8R]

1. A Strap-on, some Lube and a bag of Old Rover Jerky

Bow wow wow, Corey.

[Snarkoleptic]

3. Ooof, never imagined pegging.

"Peg, it will come back to you." - Donald Fagen
Maybe Steely Dan prefigured Kristi's tenure with ride-along Corey.

[Botany]

2. Sex toys no doubt.

You just know that Kristi spanks Corey, uses some kind of device on him, and has a “bad cowgirl outfit”
which is made from black leather.

[TommyT139]

4. Yeah, I just assumed

...dildos.

(Lewandowski doesn't need condoms, because Rethugs have no balls.)

[Borogove]

5. A lip inflator.

[Harker]

6. Other... all of the above.

[Omaha Steve]

7. AFTER a review by forum hosts LOCKING

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