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Floyd R. Turbo

(33,153 posts) Tue Apr 14, 2026, 02:04 PM Apr 14

I didn't get the Walmart Greeter job! When I went in for the interview they showed me a video of

me eating some grapes off the produce display!

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I didn't get the Walmart Greeter job! When I went in for the interview they showed me a video of (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo Apr 14 OP

How did they do that ,.... magicarpet Apr 14 #1

😁 Floyd R. Turbo Apr 14 #2

"Welcome to Walmart. Now get your shit and go home." Wounded Bear Apr 14 #3

😬 Floyd R. Turbo Apr 14 #4

No worries, Floyd True Dough Apr 14 #5

Should have told them you were doing product testing. Solly Mack Apr 14 #6

Just tell them,... LudwigPastorius Apr 15 #7

magicarpet

(19,099 posts)

1. How did they do that ,....

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Tue Apr 14, 2026, 02:22 PM

Apr 14

... with a Palantir type facial recognition program ?

Or are you doing a funny ?

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,153 posts)

2. 😁

Reply to magicarpet (Reply #1)

Tue Apr 14, 2026, 02:26 PM

Apr 14

Wounded Bear

(64,504 posts)

3. "Welcome to Walmart. Now get your shit and go home."

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Tue Apr 14, 2026, 02:53 PM

Apr 14

Walter - Jeff Dunham

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,153 posts)

4. 😬

Reply to Wounded Bear (Reply #3)

Tue Apr 14, 2026, 08:34 PM

Apr 14

True Dough

(27,105 posts)

5. No worries, Floyd

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Tue Apr 14, 2026, 08:56 PM

Apr 14

There's always the Target bathroom janitor job!

Unless you were snorting cocaine off the toilet seat, like the Health Secretary.

Solly Mack

(97,135 posts)

6. Should have told them you were doing product testing.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Tue Apr 14, 2026, 10:52 PM

Apr 14

LudwigPastorius

(14,907 posts)

7. Just tell them,...

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Apr 15, 2026, 12:38 AM

Apr 15

"Those weren't grapes. I was just taking my anti-psychotic meds.

You wouldn't like to see me without my anti-psychotic meds."

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