Life's a bitch

[Kaleva]

Warren DeMontague in Meta practically triple dog dared me to submit a post containing the phrase "Life's a bitch" so here it is. It's right in the title, straight and clear, with no fluff to try and camouflage it in the hope it won't be noticed.

[Sekhmets Daughter]

1. And then you die!

Never back down from a dare is my motto.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

15. And then they sell your stuff.

[Sekhmets Daughter]

16. If you have any left after they've "borrowed" it.

[flying_wahini]

2. it damn sure is

a bitch

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. aren't you glad you're a puppy?

[Kaleva]

4. A puppy? I'd rather think I'm afraid of nothing! A puppy!

[liberaltrucker]

5. And then you marry one

[Wounded Bear]

21. Or more.....

[Major Nikon]

6. If I believed in hell I would be quite sure to see you there someday

[Baitball Blogger]

7. Damn. And by answering this I won't get the chance of serving on the jury.

So unfair.

[Kaleva]

11. I could alert on myself but a member got PPR'd for doing that

He came into Meta complaining about being stalked by a serial alerter and then Admin looked in to it and saw it was he who was alerting on himself. That was the end of him.

[Baitball Blogger]

12. Sounds like something that only happens once and sets the example

for everyone else.

[Kaleva]

13. It was quite original though

Took everyone who posted in his thread by surprise. Kinda like the detective who is discovered to be the serial killer or the state fire marshal who is the arsonist.

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. I feel confident he'll be riding in on his white steed any moment now to save our sensitivities.

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(edit to add: ) and you'll be too ashamed to say a word in your own defence because, well... you know.
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[Kaleva]

14. I accepted a dare once made by LynneSin and my post quickly got locked by the host.

[bluedigger]

9. You noticed that too, huh?

[Baitball Blogger]

10. Hey, you still here?

[OriginalGeek]

17. that's why we get high

[Ptah]

18. How about a spoiler warning?

[HopeHoops]

19. And there is no gravity - the earth sucks.

[Warren DeMontague]

20. Did I?

well, aint that a kick in the nuts.

[Kaleva]

23. I see you kicked this up in the hopes it gets alerted on!

Sneaky!

[Warren DeMontague]

25. I'm racking my brain for other witty aphorisms

crappo, I got nothin'.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

22. life's a bitch.....but now we can move to Colorado.

As for myself...I'm the rotten old bizatch. Capitalized.

[Kaleva]

24. The leaves of the day-lily are legal and they have hallucinogenic effects when enough are eaten.

So no need to move to Colorado when one can raid their neighbors flower gardens.

[Warren DeMontague]

26. Not to mention my annual Christmas nutmeg binge.

It's ugly.