This pun is a crime in itself!

[True Dough]

[True Dough]

1. And this one too:

[True Dough]

2. And especially this one:

[niyad]

8. ???

[True Dough]

9. Head, shoulders,

Nissan toes!

[FoxNewsSucks]

10. I remember that, and bet no one under 50 gets it.

I'm gonna show it to the 20-somethings I work with.

[True Dough]

12. At least they know

to stay off your lawn, right?

[FoxNewsSucks]

15. They do

and I like finding things like this to make up for all the times they have to explain to me what the hell they're talking about, just for me to end up saying "Ohhhhh! You mean a _______, that's what we used to call that"

[ColoringFool]

19. I'm 76 and have never heard this expression. And I drove a....

Datsun, precursor to Nissan.

[FoxNewsSucks]

24. It's a song I remember from 1st grade

learn the body parts and get some exercise. We bent forward every other time instead of squatting.

Now there's a dance version with DJ Ralphi

That one would actually be fun for an aerobics class

[10 Turtle Day]

32. I've never heard of it either and I'm not exactly a spring chicken

Also once drove a Datsun. It was an ugly orange color.

[erronis]

13. I thought it would be "toe nails".

Never heard of "nissan toes".

[True Dough]

14. "Nissan toes"

is a play off of "knees and toes."

You know that old song: "Head, shoulders, knees and toes (or Nissan toes)"?

[ColoringFool]

20. No, I Do Not. Again, 76 And Have No Clue Re: Your Posts.

[True Dough]

23. Well, here you go! Immerse yourself in the childhood song you never heard:

[question everything]

29. Thanks for the explanation

As bad as the “3 Rs”

[Collimator]

16. It's a song taught in pre-schools.

"Head, shoulders, knees and toes". . .

And forgive me for being "that person" but some people have pointed out that the song and other attempts to teach human body parts to young children always manages to leave out genitalia. There was a book written about this omission called, Between Your Navel and Your Knees, and it addresses social attitudes about bodies and sexuality and the way that we fail our children's education in that area practically from the moment they are born.

[ColoringFool]

21. There Was No "Pre-School" When I Grew Up, Starting 1949.

[erronis]

22. And probably no Nissan's. Way back when, Datsun was the brand sold in the US.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nissan#Expansion_into_foreign_markets

[PhylliPretzel]

33. During WWII there was daycare for the children of women who were needed in the workforce.

As a pre-schooler, I attended daycare so my mom could work as a nurse. She worked 6 days a week with Sundays off because the daycare closed that day. When I got the flu and couldn't attend daycare, I was placed in a hospital room where she worked to recover so she could continue to work! Can you imagine that happening today?
Of course, when the war ended, daycare was no longer "good" for children as they needed to be home with their mothers.

[FoxNewsSucks]

25. Does "Milk, Milk, Lemonade, Turn Around Where Fudge Is Made" count?

That's another one that a lot of people, especially younger people have never heard of.

[Collimator]

27. That one is a little naughty. . .

So, I assume it's going to be passed down by school children through the ages.

[Prof. Toru Tanaka]

17. That one took two looks.

[Solly Mack]

3. Put yourself in the corner.

[True Dough]

5. Okay, Solly

(but I see that you rec'd that OP)

[Solly Mack]

6. You can always play while you are in the corner. Or nap.

[Enter stage left]

4. That's the same thief that stole the toilet in the police headquarters...

A spokesman said the police are investigating, but they have nothing to go on.

[Prof. Toru Tanaka]

18. .

[lastlib]

34. Are you through?

(you're terrible! )

[AllaN01Bear]

7. ""

[kairos12]

11. True Dough you

are well spoken.

[Norrrm]

26. Porky's movie..... when the police car tires fall off.

[Faux pas]

28. Corn is always good,

punny or not

[Blue Owl]

30. Update: Police may have found a brake in the case

[True Dough]

31. Oh, great!

A drive-by hooting from Blue Owl!

[efhmc]

35. That whole thing was fun. Thanks.

[Niagara]

36. I auto say

doesn't look like it's gaining much traction!

[True Dough]

37. Your humor never fails to Impreza, Niagara!

Glad you showed up to get your Kicks. That's your Forte, and will forever be part of your Legacy.

Some may think you're Cavalier — perhaps a Rogue or a Maverick. But I'd argue that you're on a Journey (or is it an Excursion) to Lumina your Soul.

I'm going to Bolt now!