Why did the tomato turn red? Answer He saw the salad dressing.

[debm55]

[LuckyCharms]

1. Because it saw the salad dressing.

[debm55]

3. HAHHAHAHAHAHAH. Congratulations, LuckyCharms. You are correct.

[John1956PA]

2. Ahh, a classic.

Redacted answer to avoid spoiling it: "Because hstsd."

[debm55]

4. Thank you very much , John1956PA

[lastlib]

5. OMG, my father wore that joke out!

For probably ten YEARS, he told it to EVERYONE he met--some more than once. I tried to keep telling him new jokes, hoping he would give that one up; he never did, right up until his death. (I had hoped it was buried with him....) It was kind of embarrassing, in a way, since he told it multiple times to people who had heard it before.

So, deb, sorry, but I'm going to trash this thread--nothing personal, of course, I just have a loathing for this joke, and have no desire to see it again.

[debm55]

6. I understand, lastlib. Thank you for explaining. lastlib.

[EYESORE 9001]

7. My salad was traumatized by your joke

In fact, it’s got mixed feelings about it

[debm55]

8. I am so sorry for your salad, EYESORE 9001,

[LetMyPeopleVote]

9. LOL

[debm55]

12. Back to you LetMyPeopleVote. LOL

[some_of_us_are_sane]

10. Yes! And in the flower pot beside him...

he put a BLUSH on the rose.

[debm55]

11. Oh my,

[AllaN01Bear]

13. hehe.

[debm55]

14. Thanks Bear.