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BlueKota

(5,555 posts)
Sun Apr 26, 2026, 08:49 PM Apr 26

A Laugh if You Need It.

A woman in our joint city and town Facebook page was responding to a post about how high water levels caused damage to some properties on the lake. She replied, "my dick got damaged by ice. I need the water level to go down fast." Some guy replied to her, "epic typo." Unfortunately she hasn't edited it yet.

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A Laugh if You Need It. (Original Post) BlueKota Apr 26 OP
Snicker!!! niyad Apr 26 #1
Perhaps it's not a typo! Floyd R. Turbo Apr 26 #2
Who knows? 🤣 BlueKota Apr 26 #5
Unfortunately she hasn't edited it yet. NJCher Apr 26 #3
🤣🤣 BlueKota Apr 26 #6
"" AllaN01Bear Apr 26 #4
😁 BlueKota Apr 26 #7
I hate when that happens. James48 Apr 26 #8
🤣 BlueKota Apr 26 #9
Nothing worse than waking up with a wet dick, no matter what your gender is. Aussie105 Apr 26 #10
It's extra funny when you know how Kiwis pronounce "deck" IronLionZion Apr 26 #11

Aussie105

(8,180 posts)
10. Nothing worse than waking up with a wet dick, no matter what your gender is.
Sun Apr 26, 2026, 10:54 PM
Apr 26

But blaming bed wetting on rising lake water - yeah, nah, not going to work as an excuse!

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