Very, very down and depressed.

[LuckyCharms]

See, it's like this.

That True Dough guy has some music thread in the lounge that has something like 2 billion views.

This is making me seethe with jealousy and feelings of inadequacy. So what I would like to do in this thread is to see if I can get AT LEAST 10 responses to my piddly little OP here. I don't care how long it takes...at least 10 responses would help me ease my jealousy. Of course, if you would be so kind as to get this thread up to 30 billion views like True Dough has, that would be fantastic, and I would probably never feel inadequate about anything ever again.

Now, in order to keep things simple, I would like all responses to be some variant of "That's very interesting, Lucky". I'm not going to be very picky about the exact wording of your response...you can say things like:

That's very interesting, Lucky.

Wow, Lucky. That's really interesting.

Wow! That's fucking interesting Lucky!

Holy shit, Lucky! That's really interesting!

Again, I only need 10 responses to feel better about this whole thing. But, if you can get me up to 45 billion responses, like True Dough has, that would be really interesting.

Thank you in advance.

[niyad]

1. KNR + a gazillion. see, that beats true dough's measely billions.

Good morning. Hope this helps.

[LuckyCharms]

3. This is a good start! Thank you! Only 62 billion to go!

[cachukis]

2. You're welcome.

[LuckyCharms]

145. Thank you!

[FalloutShelter]

4. Holy shit Lucky!

I’m with you brother.
I’m an artist and author promoting my work on Instagram. KMN

Buck up little buckeroo.
We, the invisible, Love ya!

[LuckyCharms]

49. WHEN WE GET DONE HERE...

WE'RE GOING OVER TO YOUR INSTAGRAM TO SHAKE THINGS UP!!!

[FalloutShelter]

50. LOL

[LuckyCharms]

52. How much you rock is extremely interesting!

[MLAA]

5. Hey Lucky, that's somewhat interesting!

[LuckyCharms]

146. You're an interesting person!

[MLAA]

185. ❤️

[Topomi]

6. Enjoy your posts

And I'm a pretty lucky person so hope some rubs off

[LuckyCharms]

147. Thanks, Topomi.

We're two lucky people!

[EYESORE 9001]

7. Best thread EVAH!!!

And it’s so interesting too 🤔

[LuckyCharms]

9. ONLY 87 BILLION TO GO!!!!

THANK YOU!!!

[SuzyandPuffpuff]

8. Here's another

Hahaha

[LuckyCharms]

148. Thanks, Suzy!

[Scrivener7]

10. Wow, Lucky! That's really interesting! I need to go to TrueDough's thread and tell them about this!

[LuckyCharms]

44. NO! PLEASE! NO!

[Scrivener7]

47. .

Actually, my computer can't even load that thing, so no worries

[LuckyCharms]

48. That's because all of his views are FAKE!! FAKE VIEWS!

[Scrivener7]

105. Russian bots based in a warehouse in Newark, NJ. I have it on good authority.

[LuckyCharms]

106. CONGRATULATIONS! THIS IS THE 5 BILLIONTH RESPONSE!!

[Scrivener7]

110. Oh, my GOD! They're knocking on my door with one of those giant checks!!!

[Scrivener7]

112. Oh, no, wait. That's the guy delivering the dry cleaning. Carry on.

[MiHale]

11. Inter-fuckin'-resting, Lucky! Let's make this a 'serial' post...

[LuckyCharms]

149. You're interesting, MiHale!

[Zambero]

12. Luck and charm overrides dough, every time!

Hope this one gets YOU to 10, enroute to billions!

[LuckyCharms]

150. That's my problem!

I have the luck, but I have no charm!!

[surfered]

13. You got another one. Hope you get a gazillion.

[LuckyCharms]

151. Thanks, surfered!

i enjoy your posts by the way.

[Walleye]

14. Way to go, Lucky

[LuckyCharms]

152. Alright Walleye!

Thank you!

[UpInArms]

15. OMG that is so interesting, Lucky!

Your threads are the bestest!

[LuckyCharms]

153. Everyone thinks you are interesting, UpInArms!

Thank you

[Ptah]

16. HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

Get a puppy.

[LuckyCharms]

154. Is that you, Ptah?

Wonderful pic!

[Ptah]

195. YEs, that is me and my older brother.

[hlthe2b]

17. That's very interesting, Lucky...

But it sounds like you need a little love...
Pucker up!

[LuckyCharms]

155. LMAO!

Love it!

[debm55]

18. Lucky, that is so very interesting.

[LuckyCharms]

156. Now Debbie, YOU are interesting!

[Marthe48]

19. Fascinatin'

I can't believe I missed this interesting post. How interesting?

?si=zHJO0QJOkXfZ80mD

[LuckyCharms]

157. Marthe, I loved watching Laugh-in every week!

[Marthe48]

183. I did, too!

I've seen some clips on YouTube. Still funny.

[cate94]

20. Holy Shit Lucky!

I couldn’t let it stay at 13. Never mind. Other people wrote faster than me.

[LuckyCharms]

158. Holy Shit, cate!

Thank you!

[dweller]

21. Huh ?

Who ?


What ?



When , where ….



Whywhywhywhywhy !




✌🏻

[LuckyCharms]

159. Wut?

Whut?

[10 Turtle Day]

22. It's going to be hard to beat the legend that is True Dough

But you can do it, Lucky. It’s interesting that you need to beat his post count when you are a legendary poster yourself.

[LuckyCharms]

160. It's not that I "need" to beat his post count. It's that I "want" to.

[lark]

23. Here's my contribution!

Good luck!

[LuckyCharms]

68. THIS IS AN INTERESTING CONTRIBUTION, LARK!

[Bettie]

24. I actually do understand this feeling

Though I have never found a way to make it go away entirely. That feeling sucks.

[LuckyCharms]

161. I'm just joking around, Bettie. i have plenty of threads that...

never gain any traction and wither on the vine. It's all in good fun anyway. Please don't get discouraged about the internet! It's the way of the world...

[Bettie]

192. Not the internet

I am never good enough at anything and am continually disappointed in myself for that.

[LuckyCharms]

193. Bettie, that just means that...

you are being way too hard on yourself.

I don't think that we, as humans, really see the goodness in our own selves.

But, others see it.

[Tbear]

25. Hey!

People trade true dough for Lucky Charms every day.

[LuckyCharms]

162. Hey!

Nice play on words!

[LuckyCharms]

26. THAT'S VERY INTERESTING, LUCKY!!

[niyad]

81. That is cheating, LC!51

[LuckyCharms]

87. That's extremely interesting!

[Martin Eden]

27. Can we turn this into a pyramid scheme

In which each reply must get 10 replies of its own?

[LuckyCharms]

28. Whatever it takes to get me to 197 billion views, Martin!

WHATEVER IT TAKES!

[Martin Eden]

38. Have you tried reaching out

To the folks in Alpha Centauri?

They have ten tentacles, each capable of operating an intragalactic cell phone.

[LuckyCharms]

40. IF THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES, I'LL DO IT, MARTIN!

[txwhitedove]

29. Mmm, okay, what you said +1 billion. I dont think you can "pad" the count

with your own responses.

[LuckyCharms]

30. This is very interesting, txwhitedove!

[Amaryllis]

31. Just got online and i have no idea what you are talking about. I little more context, please. True Dough guy???

[LuckyCharms]

34. I'm sorry. Amaryllis. I can't get into too much detail. Please just trust me here.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[CrispyQ]

39. Fellow DUer, TrueDough, started a thread some time ago, that has over 6,000 responses.

Probably over 7,000 by now! I think it's titled, Name a song title that starts with the last letter of the song posted before.

on edit: Deleted space. Pretty sure TrueDough doesn't use a space.

[Niagara]

96. True Dough has a space

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=profile&uid=335631

LuckyCharms doesn't have a space.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=profile&uid=298469

[LuckyCharms]

103. I HAVE A SPACE...

FOR YOU IN MY HEART, NIAGARA!

THIS IS THE 4 BILLIONTH POST IN THIS THREAD!

[Niagara]

107. Awwww, so sweet

I was explaining the spaces in DU handles.

I only have one name DU handle so I don't need to worry about a space or not.

Unless EarlG ever allows a handle change again....

Lol

[True Dough]

136. I'm told I have a space

between my ears!

[Niagara]

140. That's nothing, True

I got home and took shredded cheese and grated parmesan cheese out of the fridge and placed both items on the kitchen counter.


I continued to look for the parmesan cheese in the fridge because I forgot I already took it out of the fridge and set it on the counter.


Derp! Derp!

[IbogaProject]

32. Deciding what to post has been intriguing

Lucky that is interesting and now I'm conflicted whether or not to check the other thread, I promise I won't wRECk your day by hitting rec there.

[LuckyCharms]

37. Please, I'm begging you. Stay out of that thread.

Please don't increase his view count.

PLEASE!!!!!!

[IbogaProject]

41. I'm in Love by the Dub Pistols

Let's hijack the thread over to here, last word is still Love, pick next song based on that word.

?si=jKerX_Gkz0DcL1L_

[LuckyCharms]

42. They Love Each Other

[IbogaProject]

53. That's it for the Other One

?si=LjMvQMbOykmoaKEC

[LuckyCharms]

59. "That's" What Love Will make You Do

[Bob_in_VA]

33. Oh my

Someone is channeling Flip Wilson

[LuckyCharms]

35. Flip Wilson?? That's very interesting!!!!

[CrispyQ]

36. I find it interesting that anyone can open that thread!

I tried on my phone once, & couldn't.

[LuckyCharms]

46. You tried on your phone? How interesting!

[mtngirl47]

43. Good Luck!

[LuckyCharms]

45. THANK YOU!! I'M SHOOTING FOR 67 BILLION VIEWS BY NOON!

I'M TYPING IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE THIS IS IMPORTANT!

[TBF]

51. You're the bomb, Lucky!

TGIF - hope you get your billion views!

[LuckyCharms]

55. LET'S DO THIS!!

416 BILLION VIEWS BY NOON!

LET'S GO!!!

[Phentex]

54. I love a kudzu thread

Much like Y2K we thought we would break DU if the views or replies column exceeded the space.

Then those diabolical DU programming wizards simply added the space

DU was never the same

I could write an essay on cornflake chicken if Skinner had not banned the term. It was very interesting.

[LuckyCharms]

163. Ha!

Thanks for responding to my non-sense, Phentex.

[some_of_us_are_sane]

56. I busted a gut

laughing thinking of all those natural gas-fired turbines NEEDED to handle the tidal wave of responses now....(oh wait! I see New York is in a blackout!) .....but "Excelsior, Lucky!" Ever Upward!

[LuckyCharms]

66. THANK YOU FOR BEING THE 6 BILLIONTH RESPONSE!

[some_of_us_are_sane]

124. Ah......... I see

Your using .....(ahem!)...."PRESIDENTIAL MATH". It's a thing now. Only the best people use it at the country club.

[Goonch]

57. ;-{)......

[LuckyCharms]

164. Thanks, Goonch!

[rurallib]

58. I am calling on plankton and amoeba to put you over the top!

no boycotting this thread!

[LuckyCharms]

60. Plankton? Amoeba? WHATEVER IT TAKES!

LET'S GO!!!

[WinstonSmith4740]

61. Got your back, Lucky!

You know you can count on us!

[LuckyCharms]

62. We're going to get this done, Winston!!

[LuckyCharms]

63. I AM PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT THIS THREAD HAS HIT 1 BILLION VIEWS!!

[Hope22]

64. Holy shit Lucky! TRE!

😉

[LuckyCharms]

65. YOURS IS THE 1 BILLIONTH RESPONSE. THANK YOU!

[Hope22]

70. 😂🤣

Very welcome!

[yardwork]

67. Lucky, this OP is so interesting my response is worth 30 billion views.

There.

[LuckyCharms]

69. THIS RESPONSE ALONE HAS 96 BILLION VIEWS!!!!!

OMG!!

[debsy]

71. Don't be depressed!

I’ve posted numerous times over the years (I’ve been on DU since shortly after 9/11 but mostly as a lurker up until I created my login numerous years back) and haven’t ever gotten more than a few short responses.

At least you got this off your chest!😊

[LuckyCharms]

73. WHEN I NEXT SEE YOUR NAME, I'LL RESPOND TO YOU A BILLION TIMES!

[debsy]

78. Ok!

We’re on!

[Niagara]

72. 48th rec

[LuckyCharms]

75. I'D REC THIS RESPONSE A BILLION TIMES IF I COULD!

[Niagara]

84. REC

HERE'S TO THIS RESPONSE AND VIEW COUNT!!

[jfz9580m]

74. Now I want to see the True Dough guy's thread

[LuckyCharms]

77. NO! PLEASE! NO!

[jfz9580m]

92. Ok wtf

That thread is insane - it has 7000 responses!

(Glumly) And this one is going the same way and I will be banned along with the rest of you miscreants.
I don’t know any of these people! I was just following the crowd!

[LuckyCharms]

94. I'VE BEEN BANNED FROM HERE OVER A BILLION TIMES!! JUST THIS WEEK!

[Niagara]

98. What???

[jfz9580m]

100. No that is raw vegan Velma

At least going by the pile up under the last removed post. Get it together LuckyCharms!
I am going to take bets.
This horror is already up to 100+ posts.
I bet it will be 500+ in 2 hours.

Now to go place a bet on that barstool crazy’s site.

You are a bad influence!

[Niagara]

76. 75th post?

Nope, 76th lol

[LuckyCharms]

80. 76 TROMBONES IN THE BIG PARADE, NIAGARA!

[Niagara]

86. lol, Lucky

[LuckyCharms]

89. THAT'S THE 48 BILLIONTH TIME I'VE SEEN YOU TYPE "LOL" NIAGARA!

[Niagara]

101. I wanted to mention the door buzzard but

I didn't want to get your thread in trouble with the mail police, Lucky!


Here's a few more Lol's:


Lol

LOL

Lol!!

[debsy]

79. It might take a while to get to a billion

Don’t forget to eat, drink, and sleep throughout the marathon 😂

[LuckyCharms]

83. MY SCREEN SAYS WE JUST SURPASSED 3 BILLION!!!

LET'S GO!!!

[debsy]

88. 😂😂😂😂

[debsy]

90. Three billion and 2!

[PatSeg]

82. Ha, ha, ha!

Hope you're feeling better now!

[LuckyCharms]

85. WE'RE NOT DONE YET!!!

[PatSeg]

93. Oh dear!

Sounds awfully serious!

[Pucks mom]

91. Holy shit, Lucky! That's really interesting!

[LuckyCharms]

95. YES!! VERY, VERY INTERESTING!

[mzmolly]

97. That's very interesting, Lucky!

[LuckyCharms]

99. THIS THREAD IS KEEPING ME FROM DOING MY MULCHING!

I HAVE 600,000 CUBIC YARDS THAT I HAVE TO SPREAD BY 300PM!!!

[mzmolly]

118. YOU CAN DO IT!

[GiqueCee]

102. It's very interesting, Lucky...

... That you're so obsessed with that True Dough guy's impressive numbers. Perhaps you might want to consider getting a hobby!

Anyway, best of luck in your endeavor.

[LuckyCharms]

104. MY HOBBY IS BEATING TRUE DOUGH'S VIEW COUNT BY NOON.

[GiqueCee]

115. Go get 'em, Lucky!

[mwmisses4289]

108. Why, that's just fascinating, Mr. Lucky.

Wish I'd thought of that!

[LuckyCharms]

109. YOU DID THINK OF IT!! THANK YOU FOR BING THE 7 BILLIONTH VIEW!

[mwmisses4289]

117. Wait...what?!?

I'm the 7th billionth view?
OMG! OMG! OMG!

[WestMichRad]

111. No way am I gonna respond to such a self-serving, groveling post.

Absolutely not!
Definitely no K&R, either.

[LuckyCharms]

113. YOUR BOUNCY SMILIE HAS JUST SURPASSED OVER A BILLION BOUNCES!!!

[WestMichRad]

121. Ah, so that's why I'm feeling nauseous and dizzy.

But I’m still not gonna respond to your post.

[sop]

114. Wow! That's fucking interesting Lucky!

[LuckyCharms]

116. YOU'RE FUCKING RIGHT ABOUT THAT!

YOU AND ME...WE'RE TOGETHER ON THAT ONE!

[whopis01]

119. Wow! That's fucking interesting Lucky!

[LuckyCharms]

120. I CAN TELL THAT YOU ARE VERY INTERESTING!

[LuckyCharms]

122. WE'VE SURPASSED 14 BILLION RESPONSES!

OMG!!!

[jfz9580m]

126. This appears to be a comment on the state of basic math education

I am checking back in 12 hours.
It better be up to 500.

And you can’t respond to the op! Only to responses. Or its just cheating.
We need some rules!

[WhiteTara]

123. This is SOOO interesting, Lucky

You are without a doubt one of the reasons I can get up in the morning and face the day. Here's to the next brazillion posts to support your challenge against True Dough.

[LuckyCharms]

125. What a nice thing to say, WhiteTara!

Thank you!

[WhiteTara]

127. Truth!

Have fun with all that mulch! That is also sooo interesting. Don't forget the lidocaine patches at the end of the day.

[LuckyCharms]

128. I'M GOING TO GO MULCH.

WE'VE NOW SURPASSED 15 BILLION VIEWS AND 10 BILLION RESPONSES.

I DON'T WANT TO BE TOO CRITICAL, BUT THESE ARE ROOKIE NUMBERS.

I EXPECT TO SEE THESE NUMBERS AT LEAST DOUBLE BY THE TIME I GET BACK.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

[Niagara]

130. HAVE FUN

BE EARTHY TODAY!!!

[dweller]

129. for my trillionth post

✌🏻

[LuckyCharms]

165. 11 is my favorite number.

And "The Eleven" is one of my favorite songs (Grateful Dead).

[underpants]

131. 👍

[LuckyCharms]

166. .

[Niagara]

132. Don't forget your gloves, Lucky

[Niagara]

133. Don't forget your shovel, Lucky

[Niagara]

134. Don't forget your eye safety goggles, Lucky

[LuckyCharms]

167. Thanks for keeping me in-line, Niagara!

[Phoenix61]

135. Here's another one!😀

[LuckyCharms]

168. Thanks, Phoenix!

[True Dough]

137. Some of your threads may have reached 2 billion views,

but you delete about half of them!

[LuckyCharms]

169. I delete them because I remember you are here, and I don't want you reading them.

1) Post freely and honestly.

2) Remember you are here (oh shit, True dough is here)

3) Delete post

Just joking, buddy!

[True Dough]

180. I read them all

I get notifications when you start a thread. I could be in a deep sleep or sitting on the royal throne, but when the alert sounds that Lucky has started a thread, I immediately get up and race to my laptop to check.

It has created some messy situations!

[Skittles]

138. HOLY SHIT LOW KEY CHARMS!

yer crusin' fer a bruisin'

[LuckyCharms]

170. I'm not low key, Skittles!

I'm high strung!

I swing for the fences!

[Zackzzzz]

139. Where I am it is 11:49 AM, so add one more before noon.

What Fun.
It's like a very long Conga line.!!!!!
1-2-3-kick.

[LuckyCharms]

171. I posted this nonsense to kill time...

procrastinating on a job that I need to get done.

Had fun!

[LoisB]

141. Holy crap, Lucky, what an interesting post. This counts as eleventy-billion views.

[LuckyCharms]

172. Lois, you are interesting!

[Niagara]

142. Since today is May 1st

Here is Brad May's 1993 goal while RJ chants "May Day!"

[LuckyCharms]

177. Hell of a goal, and hell of a pass to get the puck to him!!

Thanks for the vid, Niagara!

I saw the Sabres only once when I was young, early 70s maybe? Probably at The Aud. Some in-laws living in Black Rock took me.

We had season tickets to an AHL team here for years, 3 rows above the opposing team's bench. Really used to enjoy watching those games.

Happy May Day!!

[LuckyCharms]

178. deleted, wrong spot. n/t

[Festivito]

143. Well slated and inciteful.

Like caulk on a weissboard.

[LuckyCharms]

174. Nice play on words!

[electric_blue68]

144. Hmm, verrrrry interesting, LC.

[LuckyCharms]

175. Hmmmm....you're interesting!

[dgauss]

173. I'm working on a program

that will create tens of thousands of sock puppet accounts per minute. Each one will be programmed to open this thread and REC it. They won't leave any comments though because I think that would be misleading and a little excessive. Sorry.

Also, if DU crashes, I apologize in advance.

[LuckyCharms]

176. !!!

I hope you checked with the management!

[LuckyCharms]

179. THANKS FOR PARTICIPATING WITH MY HORSESHIT.

I posted this to procrastinate doing a job outside.

Tried to respond to everyone...I hope I didn't miss anybody!!

Have a great night!

[Cirsium]

181. No way!

I admit that this is interesting, Lucky, but there is no way I would post here.

[LuckyCharms]

206. YES WAY!

YES!

[Cirsium]

212. Way it is, then

If we must have way, your way is better than most. Way better. I always said when a better way is wayed, you'd be the one doing the waying. Way, on brave soul! Let nothing get in your way!

[WmChris]

182. Interesting want

I'd rather have a '64 Dodge 426 4 speed, but whatever floats your boat I say go for it.

[LuckyCharms]

207. I'd like my '65 Impala back!

283 engine, three on the tree!

[OAITW r.2.0]

184. I'm interested, Lucky.

But I'm not sure why.

[LuckyCharms]

205. I WOULD HAVE PREFERRED IT IF YOU RESPONDED IN ALL CAPS.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

[OAITW r.2.0]

219. I DON'T FEEL LIKE YELLING.

But I can when needed.

[Permanut]

186. Glad to join in.

By the way, this is a very interesting thread, LuckyCharms!

[LuckyCharms]

208. YOU ARE INTERESTING!

YOU ARE!

[jfz9580m]

187. 186??!!!

Okay lame. I am going with that crazy thread:
😤

I am disappointed in you all, not hurt but disappointed.

[LuckyCharms]

209. OK!! ANOTHER INTERESTING RESPONSE!

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

[Figarosmom]

188. REALLY?🍀

[LuckyCharms]

210. REALLY! YOU ARE VERY INTERESTING!

[Figarosmom]

229. Never took you as the jealous type.😊

That's why I wondered if you really were jealous of True Dough's thread?

[LuckyCharms]

230. No, of course not. I'm only serious when I have to be. n/t

[Harker]

190. You'll feel better when you think of a song that begins with "away."

[LuckyCharms]

194. Away From the Mire

&list=RDwrxQEKv2_DM&start_radio=1

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

191. Ignore above responses. This is the three-billionth response to your OP.

That's almost the size of the audience for a Trump inaugural address. Almost.

[LuckyCharms]

201. I APPRECIATE YOUR SUPPORT!!

YOU ARE VERY, VERY INTERESTING!

[eppur_se_muova]

196. I don't know if this will show up, but if it does, it's perfect. nt

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/a9d0be4d-57cd-4a3c-8e3e-37862802a410

[LuckyCharms]

202. THIS IS FASCINATING!! AND INTERESTING AS WELL!!!!!

[Niagara]

197. K7R

[LuckyCharms]

211. K7R!!!! HOW INTERESTING YOU ARE!!!!!!!!! SEE? I RHYMED!

[Tactical Peek]

198. Call any vegetable. Call it by name. ...... You know the rest.

[LuckyCharms]

203. You have no idea how many times I used to play this song on the turntable!

[Niagara]

199. K7R

[LuckyCharms]

200. .

You're killin' me here!

[LuckyCharms]

204. I DON'T HAVE THE WORDS TO EXPRESS MY...

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COMPLETE AND UTTER DISAPPOINTMENT IN THE OVER 3 TRILLION MEMBERS OF DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND.

WITHOUT GOING BACK AND READING MY OP, I'M PRETTY SURE THAT I ASKED FOR 1 TRILLION VIEWS BY THE END OF THE DAY THAT MY OP WAS POSTED.

SO I COME BACK HERE AFTER DAYS OF BACKBREAKING WORK, AND WE ARE NOT EVEN CLOSE TO A TRIILLION.

I'M IMPLORING EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU TO GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER.

DU HAS OVER 3 TRILLION MEMBERS AND I CAN'T EVEN GET 1 TRILLION VIEWS????

WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT ANYWAY?????????

EDIT TO ADD: SINCE DU HAS OVER 3 TRILLION MEMBERS, I DON'T THINK IT IS AT ALL UNREASONABLE THAT I NOW UP THE GOAL TO 4 TRILLION VIEWS, SINCE THE SAME PERSON CAN VIEW A THREAD MORE THAN ONE TIME.

[CTyankee]

213. Happy to add my well wishes to you!

[LuckyCharms]

214. YOU ROCK TOO, CTyankee!

[Ptah]

215. In order for your quest to be successsful, you need several vibrant, dynamicc subthreads

.

Let me help;

What The Fish is this?

One-eared Murder Gerbil

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10181899494

[LuckyCharms]

222. Believe it or not, it a distant relative of the Long-necked Hoofed Cheetah of the Plains.

[LuckyCharms]

223. Stubby Double-horned Urban Elephant

[LuckyCharms]

224. Adult Miniature Chihuahua

[LuckyCharms]

225. Fenced Scandinavian Longmouse

[LuckyCharms]

226. A Bulging Greyhorse cuddles with her foal.

[LuckyCharms]

227. Antlered Landduck of the Northlands

[Ptah]

235. Surprisingly, the Militarized Texas Long-Poodle is the Landduck's close cousin!

Militarized Texas Long-Poodle


https://www.democraticunderground.com/10181899486

[Morbius]

216. I never click on "that" thread.

It has so many responses it takes like half an hour to load!

Okay, more like six or seven minutes. But still way too long to hold my interest.

So good luck with this thing you're doing. Anything to undermine the overall comradery, or whatever you want to call it.

[LuckyCharms]

217. Ok.

[LuckyCharms]

218. Would you please explain the last sentence in your response?

I'm not sure what to make of it.

Thanks.

[Morbius]

220. Call it a bad joke.

I regret posting it. Apologies.

[LuckyCharms]

221. No problem.

Have a good night.

[Kali]

228. holy shit wow, Lucky

that's really fucking really interesting!

[LuckyCharms]

231. I DON'T HAVE THE WORDS

TO EXPRESS HOW INTERESTING YOU ARE, KALI.

[Cirsium]

232. Wow

This just gets more and more interesting.

[LuckyCharms]

233. YOU ARE INCREDIBLY INTERESTING, CIRSIUM.

[Cirsium]

234. Don't I know it!

And so are you!