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LuckyCharms

(23,079 posts) Wed May 20, 2026, 12:41 PM 6 hrs ago

If someone asks me if I have any scars, I dramatically lift my shirt and show them my belly button while screaming...

SEE THIS HERE?

I GOT IT IN A KNIFE FIGHT WITH A MASKED MAN AFTER BEING EVICTED FROM MY FIRST HOME.

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If someone asks me if I have any scars, I dramatically lift my shirt and show them my belly button while screaming... (Original Post) LuckyCharms 6 hrs ago OP

Imaginative Marthe48 5 hrs ago #1

Marthe... LuckyCharms 5 hrs ago #3

Let me get back to you on that Marthe48 5 hrs ago #4

Would it make a difference if I LuckyCharms 5 hrs ago #5

I sent a letter Marthe48 5 hrs ago #6

Bwahahaha sheshe2 5 hrs ago #2

You got me again. Heck of a sense of humor you've got there Lucky. LoisB 4 hrs ago #7

Thanks, Lois! LuckyCharms 4 hrs ago #8

Lol FemDemERA 4 hrs ago #9

Marthe48

(23,453 posts)

1. Imaginative

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Wed May 20, 2026, 01:05 PM

5 hrs ago

LuckyCharms

(23,079 posts)

3. Marthe...

Reply to Marthe48 (Reply #1)

Wed May 20, 2026, 01:12 PM

5 hrs ago

are you going to buy me that miniature Grateful Dead Wall of Sound, or not?

Marthe48

(23,453 posts)

4. Let me get back to you on that

Reply to LuckyCharms (Reply #3)

Wed May 20, 2026, 01:22 PM

5 hrs ago

I submitted your request to my bookie. I mean bookkeeper

LuckyCharms

(23,079 posts)

5. Would it make a difference if I

Reply to Marthe48 (Reply #4)

Wed May 20, 2026, 01:29 PM

5 hrs ago

spoke directly to your bookkeeper?

I'll do that if it would help.

I'LL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES, MARTHE!

Marthe48

(23,453 posts)

6. I sent a letter

Reply to LuckyCharms (Reply #5)

Wed May 20, 2026, 01:42 PM

5 hrs ago

The postman brought it back

Stamped
Address unknown
no such number
no such zone

And even more bad news---I checked my bank account. Banker said "What bank account?"

Thank you for discovering a serious problem. I must investigate.

sheshe2

(98,463 posts)

2. Bwahahaha

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Wed May 20, 2026, 01:11 PM

5 hrs ago

LoisB

(13,485 posts)

7. You got me again. Heck of a sense of humor you've got there Lucky.

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Wed May 20, 2026, 02:11 PM

4 hrs ago

LuckyCharms

(23,079 posts)

8. Thanks, Lois!

Reply to LoisB (Reply #7)

Wed May 20, 2026, 02:14 PM

4 hrs ago

FemDemERA

(912 posts)

9. Lol

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Wed May 20, 2026, 02:20 PM

4 hrs ago

Thanks for my first laugh of the day!

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