Check in if you did NOT have sex with Petraeus

[struggle4progress]

If we don't see you, we may be forced to speculate about you

[Wait Wut]

1. Um...here.

And...ew.

[struggle4progress]

3. We gonna give everybody a coupla minutes, before we start speculatin

about who ain't here

[Wait Wut]

10. The FBI...

...is very interested in this thread.

[struggle4progress]

12. They wanna see if Agent Mike checks in

[bigwillq]

2. He tried. I turned him down.

[struggle4progress]

7. We are very proud of you!

[krispos42]

4. <deafening silence>

[struggle4progress]

11. We just gonna talk about them what ain't here

Sure is a whole lotta thems

[Ptah]

5. That might be one of those secrets that I am keeping from myself.

[struggle4progress]

9. Sometimes some things might be better not to know

[ohiosmith]

6. There was that one night at the USO dance and,......well,.......never mind,......

[struggle4progress]

15. The University of Southern Oshkosh always had a reputation for wild dances

[ohiosmith]

17. Is that where I was? Maybe it wasn't Petraeus!

[struggle4progress]

18. It can sometimes be hard to keep track. That's why I memorized the saying:

"Wherever you go, there you are!"

I found it was worth the effort, soon after I memorized it

[alfredo]

31. A friend up in Oshkosh just finished restoring a BSA Gold Star. Him and the General? naw.

http://www.brcycles.com

[HappyMe]

8. No.

Hell no.

[struggle4progress]

16. We'll scratch you off the list then. There are still plenty of other suspects

[Betsy Ross]

13. I may have

Back in the 60's. Can't really remember much from back then.

[struggle4progress]

14. Everybody loses a few years here and there: don't worry about it

[In_The_Wind]

19. I did-not have sex with Petraeus.

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[MiddleFingerMom]

20. Does heavy Petraeusing count?

[struggle4progress]

23. It's not nice to fool Mother Nature, but only your hairdresser knows for sure

[HopeHoops]

21. Not that I remember, but I've been sort of drunk in the DC area a few times.

Who knows?

[struggle4progress]

22. You know what they say: "What happens inside the Beltway stays inside the Beltway"

[HopeHoops]

24. I thought that was Vegas.

[struggle4progress]

25. Vegas isn't inside the Beltway: it's on the other side of the country

[name not needed]

26. I had sex under his desk, but not with him.

[struggle4progress]

34. Maybe you confused this with the "I had sex with somebody besides Petraeus" thread?

[alfredo]

27. I had a headache.

Tabitha doesn't kiss and tell, so all we can do is speculate. The forlorn look speaks volumes.

[struggle4progress]

35. Nowadays, everybody haz headache, except maybe Tabitha haz cheezeburga

[alfredo]

37. She's Hindu.

[struggle4progress]

41. Tabitha can haz veggie burga?

[alfredo]

44. Purrrfect

[bluedigger]

28. I thought he meant something else...

when he said, "Let's run it up the pole and see who salutes"...

[Tuesday Afternoon]

29. I had to wash my hair and my legs needed shaving

[struggle4progress]

42. I heard lots of people volunteered to help you with that

[Lady Freedom Returns]

30. I tossed my black book 9 years ago.

So I can't say yea or nay.

[struggle4progress]

45. It may still be in teh Lounge lost and found. That's where I last saw it

[Lady Freedom Returns]

58. Well if you see it again...

All the 5 stars are in the back!

[struggle4progress]

59. With my luck, the final pages will all be missing when it resurfaces

[femmocrat]

32. Was he ever a sailor?

[struggle4progress]

48. we'll mark you down as a fan of bell-bottoms

damn. i was sure i still had a pair in this closet

[noamnety]

33. I would answer

but I'm too busy checking my email drafts.

[struggle4progress]

49. some people send a lot of email drafts

[Kennah]

36. Does masturbating to Paula Broadwell count?

[Punkingal]

38. Yuck.

He's not even attractive....looks like a nerd. No way.

[struggle4progress]

46. Someday I'm gonna, like, totally learn the difference between yick, yecch, and yuck!

[HeiressofBickworth]

39. Not possible

He isn't interested in old women.......

[AnneD]

52. I heard he like ...

archeology, so you might still have a chance , if you are interested.

[HeiressofBickworth]

61. Not really

I've never been attracted to right-wing warmongers with zipper problems.

[AnneD]

68. Not only do they have a zipper problem...

they don't know how to properly use the equipment they have. And you can forget about YOUR womanly satisfaction. Just lay back and think of England...as they say.

[kalli007]

40. I have been fighting the overwhelming urge to send anonymous threatening emails lately.........

SO, there is a chance I have been generally embedded at some point in time.

[struggle4progress]

43. They almost write themselves, don't they?

[sarge43]

47. He's Army. I do have limits. n/t

[struggle4progress]

57. Yeah, we all knew about limits

[sarge43]

64. Well ok, it was a dark night and I remember, "Surge, baby, suuurrrrge" instead of "zoom, zoooom".

So who knows.

[BainsBane]

50. I'm waiting until I get a book contract

And a healthy advance.

[struggle4progress]

51. I was very surprised by what I read in your book. It was eye-opening, to say the least!

[AnneD]

53. I grew up in a military family....

you can cross my name off the list.

[struggle4progress]

55. The list of suspects gets shorter and shorter!

[geardaddy]

54. Nope.

Did not.

[struggle4progress]

56. I guess we won't be able gossip about you, then

That's OK: there's plenty of other folk who haven't dared show their faces around here

[Sophiegirl]

60. I don't recall having sex with him...

But if I did, I stand by that.

(off the record...ewwwww)

[loli phabay]

62. as posted elsewhere without pics or credit card receipts i cant be sure.

[struggle4progress]

63. Many of us can't remember details unless the receipts are available

[NewJeffCT]

65. so, if I didn't check in

you would have assumed I did, right?

[struggle4progress]

66. Oh, no, no, NewJeff! We're much more discreet than that! We would have said,

"I wonder why we haven't seen NewJeff yet" and "I heard NewJeff has a closet full of military uniforms" and "Did you say you saw NewJeff with some hunky military guy? That wasn't you? I wonder who told me that" and so on

[NewJeffCT]

67. I'm not good at judging male attractiveness

but, I don't think I'd consider David Petraius to be "hunky"?