What do you know about me? I mean, what do you *really* know about me?

[Bucky]

Inquiring minds want to know.

And so do I!

[OffWithTheirHeads]

1. Nothing, which is why I don't put too much stock in your opinions.

[Bucky]

6. Ah, if only you knew me

You'd put in even less.

[nolabear]

2. Lessee...

You're on DU.
Your screen name is Bucky.
You have a reasonable grasp of elementary English.
You like to be emphatic.
You have heard at least one cliche.
You don't mind using another's words to make your own point.
You're a guy.
You're not African American.
You aren't overbearingly macho.


How'm I doing so far?

[Bucky]

5. Oh crap. I feel so busted.

Except I have a theory in which everyone is African American.

I must take better precautions to protect my secret identity.

[ohiosmith]

3. Well,...let's see........

You live in Houston. You teach history to 11th graders. They don't appreciate yuor genius. You're an active Democrat really only around election time (knock on doors, make a few phone calls, maybe donate a dollar or two if you think it'll do some good). You're 48 plus. You're datin a real special gal right now, but if you don't watch your step I may have to edit out this sentence. You have pretensions toward being a director of performance art, although You've only put on one show (as of Dec 2011). You're currently working on a second show. Your group is called Invisible Lines (www.invisiblelines.net). You mostly drink Shiner Bock beer because it's a mouth full of heaven. You're a nut about George Washington, Martin Luther King Jr, and John Dewey. You've resisted for three years saying "I told ya so" about Barack Obama (but then again, you supported Biden in '08 so your room for complaining is minimal). That said, you'll certainly vote mediocre over evil any day of the week. You want Elizabeth Warren to run in 2016. And a pony. You totally want a pony.

So,.....how'd I do?

[Bucky]

4. Plagiarism. You punks never get away with it, but you keep on tryin'.

[Bucky]

7. Secrest out!