Make your own Papa John's pizza at home:

[Cheap_Trick]

1. Buy a Totino's (or any brand and style of your choice) pizza from your local grocer.

2. Unwrap the pizza, separating the pizza from the cardboard platter.

3. Throw the pizza away.

4. Take a shit on the cardboard platter.

5. Bake at 400° for 10 min.

And there you have it, your very own Papa John's Pizza

[datasuspect]

1. shit on a piece of cardboard

et voila! papa johns pizza!

[HopeHoops]

2. I thought that was the Pizza Hut recipe!

Maybe it was Domino's.

[Ed Suspicious]

3. It's funny, but in all seriousness, Pizza crust is almost always made

Of the cheapest ingredients. Their flour, salt, water, and yeast is at least fresh, and in reality, I don't find that they overwork the dough which would make it cardboard like. It's usually not too bad of crust, at least the hand tossed options.