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Cheap_Trick

(3,918 posts) Wed Nov 14, 2012, 05:11 PM Nov 2012

Make your own Papa John's pizza at home:

1. Buy a Totino's (or any brand and style of your choice) pizza from your local grocer.

2. Unwrap the pizza, separating the pizza from the cardboard platter.

3. Throw the pizza away.

4. Take a shit on the cardboard platter.

5. Bake at 400° for 10 min.

And there you have it, your very own Papa John's Pizza

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Make your own Papa John's pizza at home: (Original Post) Cheap_Trick Nov 2012 OP

shit on a piece of cardboard datasuspect Nov 2012 #1

I thought that was the Pizza Hut recipe! HopeHoops Nov 2012 #2

It's funny, but in all seriousness, Pizza crust is almost always made Ed Suspicious Jul 2013 #3

datasuspect

(26,591 posts)

1. shit on a piece of cardboard

Reply to Cheap_Trick (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 05:12 PM

Nov 2012

et voila! papa johns pizza!

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

2. I thought that was the Pizza Hut recipe!

Reply to Cheap_Trick (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 05:19 PM

Nov 2012

Maybe it was Domino's.

Ed Suspicious

(8,879 posts)

3. It's funny, but in all seriousness, Pizza crust is almost always made

Reply to Cheap_Trick (Original post)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 09:10 PM

Jul 2013

Of the cheapest ingredients. Their flour, salt, water, and yeast is at least fresh, and in reality, I don't find that they overwork the dough which would make it cardboard like. It's usually not too bad of crust, at least the hand tossed options.

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