A classic joke about the "Drugstore Visit"
The Drugstore Visit
>
> A young man entered a drugstore to buy condoms. The pharmacist told
> him that the condoms come in packs of 3, 9, or 12 and asked which
> pack the young man wanted.
>
> "Well, I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot,"
> the young man explained. "We're having dinner with her parents
> tonight and then we're going out and I really think tonight's the
> night I'm getting lucky. And once she's had me, I know she'll want me
> all the time, so I guess I better get the 12-pack." He purchased the
> condoms and left.
>
> Sitting down at dinner with his girlfriend's parents that evening, he
> asked if he could give the blessing. He began the prayer, but
> continued praying for several minutes. Finally his girlfriend leaned
> over and said, "You never told me that you were such a religious
> person."
>
> He whispered back, "And you never told me that your father was a
> pharmacist."
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Made me chuckle. 
