How to tell when your milk's gone REALLY bad.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[In_The_Wind]

1. If it makes my coffee look yucky, I toss it.

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[Hayabusa]

2. When you're pouring cottage cheese

out of your milk carton, that's when you know it's bad.

[In_The_Wind]

3. Lumps are always a bad sign!

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[MiddleFingerMom]

5. You folks just reminded me of the GREAT movie "Alien Nation" where the aliens...

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... would get shitfaced on milk that had gone REALLY bad --- runny cottage cheese bad.
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[In_The_Wind]

8. I'll admit it. I've been known to get shitfaced . . .

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. . . . but not on runny cottage cheese.

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[Dash87]

4. Snidley Milkstache

[muriel_volestrangler]

6. It's been done before:

[Baitball Blogger]

7. If you buy Almond Milk, you can buy it over Christmas and still serve it

over Easter.