MFM's lactose intolerance, at times VERY embarrassing, has also led to "delightful functionality".

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[Denninmi]

1. Good batch today, MFM...

... I especially like the doggie sitting on someone's face. My dog has done that.

[ohiosmith]

2. Hey baby! How about coming over to my place? We can have drinks in my hot tub!

[lunatica]

3. LOL! MFM you make me want to always pull this photo up

[In_The_Wind]

4. Isn't that a picture of an old DU meetup?

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[A Simple Game]

6. Not all of DU, just the Lounge. Can't you tell it was a pretty exclusive event? n/t

[In_The_Wind]

7. I though it was a gathering of the mods.

The Lounge heard some pretty wild rumors about hot tub parties. [img][/img]

[mysuzuki2]

5. This hits entirely too close to home.

I am lactose intolerant and I ate a pint of ice cream last night. Today even my dog won't come near me.

[MiddleFingerMom]

9. He/She is just mad because you didn't share that ice cream until AFTER you ate it.

[mysuzuki2]

10. You may have a point.

However, dogs are all lactose intolerant.He smells bad enough without giving him ice cream.

[Baitball Blogger]

8. Portable jacuzzi bubbler.

[Major Nikon]

11. I always wondered what the candles were for

[MiddleFingerMom]

12. No, you didn't. I bet you knew at least THREE of the reasons for their presence..

[Major Nikon]

13. The only one I can think of is fire for the bong

[MiddleFingerMom]

14. OK... FOUR of the reasons. Somehow, um yeah... somehow, I had forgotten that one.