We nearly died laughing at these...

[1monster]

Could barely see from the tears rolling out of our eyes, couldn't get enough breath, and now I have cheek cramps from smiling and laughing so much.

The 25 Funniest AutoCorrects Of 2012
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2012

[Tuesday Afternoon]

1. fuckweasel fuschia.

good name for a red wine

[NYC_SKP]

11. This whole post needs to go to meta. They need to lighten up. Here's a favorite:

[LeftofObama]

2. ROFLMAO!!

What the f*ck is a skittlefart?

[WolverineDG]

16. skittletits

[Still Blue in PDX]

3. I'm so depressed I didn't think I could laugh . . .

But these are soooo funny!

[GreenPartyVoter]

4. I love autocorrects. and failbook and rage comics. Read them all almost

everyday.

Just loved this list. *still crying*

[orleans]

33. what is failbook? link? n/t

[GreenPartyVoter]

37. Another bit of the cheezburger network. Here's the link:

I never feel so smart as when I read these things. LOL

http://failblog.cheezburger.com/failbook

[Lars39]

5. Dang near hawked up a lung laughing..

whew, those are good. I disabled autofill on my phone.

[IGoToDU]

26. How do you do that????

seriously..how????

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. OMG, I'm in tears!

Laughed so hard I couldn't breathe!

[rurallib]

15. especially at the "eating your mother out"

couldn't breathe

[BarackTheVote]

7. ... wow... just... wow...

:

[rug]

8. "Dad's playing with my anus."

[benld74]

9. O-u-c-h! Man they were good,,, my lungs hurt!

[NYC_SKP]

10. Choking on this one:

[Turn CO Blue]

12. tears streaming and belly laughing...thanks, I needed that! n/t

[Generic Brad]

13. Damn that Auto-Collect

[nolabear]

14. OMG I almost peed my pants!! Thanks!

[Whisp]

17. o geeze that was crazy hilarious. n/t

[surrealAmerican]

18. so funny

"chicken vaginas"

[Jokerman]

19. "This morning I choked a goat and pissed in my coffee"

Between that and the EPIC PENIS I am about to fall out of my chair laughing.

[rivera]

20. Wonders of the Maya

[Baitball Blogger]

21. That was funny!

Can't wait to get my smart phone over Christmas!

[BlancheSplanchnik]

22. bitchgoblet butthurt potatoes

[CrazyOrangeCat]

28. Yep!

Helluva name for a band . . .

[BlancheSplanchnik]

29. great band names.....

Sounds like a thread for the Lounge!

[mokawanis]

23. Too damn funny

I cracked up when I got to the "choked a goat and pissed in my coffee" line.

[Whisp]

24. look at these! on that same website: 25 most awkward cat

sleeping positions.

.lol.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/paws/awkward-cat-sleeping-positions

[fldemdu5574th]

25. hilarious stuff

thanks

[solara]

27. These were hilarious!

Deep prolonged laughter is much needed these days, so thank you very much for this gift!


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K & R

[progressoid]

30. Oh Sweet Jesus.

Thank you for the great laughs.

Now my stomach hurts!

[redwitch]

31. thank you!

crying here, I love to laugh like this!

[Paulie]

32. Hamsta paradise!

Not only do my ribs hurt I got an ear worm!

[orleans]

34. hysterical! even for those of us who don't text. (bookmarked!) n/t

[Initech]

35. Chicken vaginas????

I also liked McDonkadonk.

[onestepforward]

36. LMAO!!!

OMG, these took my breath away!!!

[Tsiyu]

38. Just the ones on this thread are a scream

Kicking for when I gots better speed.

Thanks for sharing this

And and R