who farted?

[ashling]

[In_The_Wind]

1. Damn! I swear I didn't do it.

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[ashling]

2. Which begs the question

actually two:



1) If you fart in a forest, and there is no one around to smell it, does it smell anyway?

1 more) If you fart and no one smells it, did it really happen?



these are only hypothetical question, however, because:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018266390#post1

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. DAMMIT!!! I read the OP, and even though I hadn't farted... I suddenly FELT guilty.

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Might have something to do with the fact that my name could JUST as easily
have been MiddleLingerMom.
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[ashling]

4. MFM, some are guilty, some look guilty, some are guilty, and some just feel guilty

you hit the trifecta !