today is the first day in about 41 years that i have not eaten any meat

[datasuspect]

and i feel like shit.

time to fry up some utility grade porkfat "steak"

[Tuesday Afternoon]

1. \ throw some fatback in with the collards. pintos and cornbread with buttermilk.

payday Friday isn't until next week, dude.

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3. It's always payday at El Rancho del Whackos

everyday is christmas AND halloween!

[a la izquierda]

2. Take it one day at a time...

You'll feel better

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4. i just smoked more cigarettes to offset the meat imbalance

[a la izquierda]

6. Good job!

I have an occasional drunken cigarette. But no meat.

[rug]

5. No White Castle near you?

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8. 12.6 miles to nearest

but those are a dark 12.6 miles

[rug]

10. You'll appreciate the dark if you eat them on the way back.

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11. our county uses some kind of sand to clear ice from the roads.

i took the DUI backroads to the next town over and into the next county this morning to make groceries.

from my house to the county line was pure shit, once you crossed over, i guess they salt over there, nice clean roads.

anywho, the state highway that goes to the other town where they have services and white castle is pretty well traveled, but there's no lights and tons of deer creatures that love walking in front of vehicles.

but thanks, now i want white castles.

[rug]

12. Hey, aren't you in PA?

PennDOT did a decent job in my county.

Now I want White Castle too but the nearest one is 41.3 miles.

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13. IL

60 mi out from chicago.

IDOT hits the major state routes and the US highways. but i usually travel the county highways. and for whatever reason, the county i live in seems like a bunch of cheapskates, but then we don't have as many chicago suburban and exurban towns like they do.

plus we're further out in farm country.

[rug]

14. No wonder. PennDOT doesn't go out that far.

[Brigid]

17. White Castle?

Ugh. I swear those things are made of toxic waste.

[pinboy3niner]

7. Are you getting enough caffeine?

There was a time when people said that nicotine and caffeine were my two major food groups.

[datasuspect]

9. my caffeine to nicotine ratio is pretty good.

i keep up with that one.

[In_The_Wind]

15. Eat beans.

just sayin'

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16. fixin to head north a ways to get me some white castles

warming up the vehicle.

[In_The_Wind]

18. They don't sell White Castles here.

But . . I ate a bag full on my way to work every day after high school.

I miss White Castles.


Stay safe out there on the road.

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19. local pd was at gas station, they said county mounties were doing roadblock the way i was gonna go,

hit mickey d's in my town instead.

i forget that new years weekend brings out heavy enforcement.

i can deal with our local keystone kops - i live here, but i ain't much for getting roadblock checked.

they always end up running my shit and my very common name always pulls a bunch of flags and it turns into an ordeal.

[In_The_Wind]

20. The locals don't bother me much anymore.

My car sticks out like a sore thumb.

I get looks every where I go. [img][/img]

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21. i usually do a "radio check" at the local mobil station

if i move around at night.

that's where the law hangs out.

if you're not obviously drunk or high, they're pretty good guys, they give you pro tips about what's going on.