who are you and why should i care?

[datasuspect]

explain yourself.

[fleur-de-lisa]

1. I am Haywood Jablomi . . .

You should care because Emily Post would advise that the least I should do before asking for such intimate favors is to introduce myself properly. So, consider us properly introduced!

[kentauros]

2. What?

Que?

Was?

[Lady Freedom Returns]

3. Because I am not the hero you want.

[Lady Freedom Returns]

34. Let me explain.

[In_The_Wind]

4. me

I'm just a bit of air passing your window ~

you don't need to give me a second thought.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

5. i am the god of hellfire

[Lady Freedom Returns]

6. I thought MFM was? n/t

[Lady Freedom Returns]

7. OMG! I killed another one!

[Lady Freedom Returns]

18. Yeah! It still going!

I didn't kill the thread!

[Major Nikon]

8. I yam what I yam and that's all what I yam

[Denninmi]

9. I am Mysterion

"I’m an angel keeping watch over the city at night. As violence and darkness take over the streets, I work to rid the city of crime. I’m the symbol this town needs."

"I might be Craig, and then again, I might not be. My identity must remain a secret. You cannot know."

"I could no longer sit by and watch as my city became a cesspool of crime. I have lived in South Park all my life. I decided it was up to me to keep this town safe. Nobody at school knows my double life. To them, I’m just another fourth grader, but tonight, I am Mysterion."

"The city needs my help. It cries for protection, and I will answer the call to save her."

"I am Mysterion. I have joined forces with other superheroes in my neighborhood to help save the Gulf. Even the other heroes do not know that unlike them, I do have a power. A power they will now begin to understand. And all will know who and what I truly am."

"Pretty cool? Do you know what it feels like to be stabbed? To be shot? Decapitated? Torn apart? Burned? Run over? It's not pretty cool, Kyle! It fucking hurts!"

"No, Stan, I'm being serious! I really really can't die!"

The best episode of South Park ever.

Which pretty much tells you I'm a 47 year old loser who watches cartoons.

[Grantuspeace]

10. I am Indigo Montoya. You killed my father.

Prepare to die.

[AsahinaKimi]

20. This!

[Grantuspeace]

28. Thanks! n/t

[HeiressofBickworth]

11. I am no one and you don't need to care.

I'm a lurker and occasional poster and I garner little attention in either role. My opinions are irrelevant and largely unacknowledged but I offer them anyway. So, not to worry -- I'll just go on about my business. Best wishes for the New Year.

[antiquie]

29. You are and I do.

You are always on the side of good.
You are a December baby.
You like fruitcake.

Therefore, you are awesome.
I, on the other hand...

[HeiressofBickworth]

35. YOU are awesome!!

Imagine remembering that I like fruitcake!!! That's an impressive observation of trivia. : ) Thanks.
Happy New Year to you.

[antiquie]

41. We may be the only two

who like fruitcake!

[PeaceNikki]

12. I just got home from an 80's dance party with Screech.

And you should care cuz I'm fucking cool.

[coyotespaw]

13. I am the terror that flaps in the night.

I am the papercut that ruins your morning. I am the surprise in your cereal box. I am the batteries that are not included. I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3am. I am the feathery phantom that haunts your nightmares! I am Darkwing Duck.

[harmonicon]

14. This is my justification for being a terrible person:

I'm in books!

You should not care at all who I am. To a very small number of people (those in my field), I'm sort of a big deal, but so are a few dozens others. That said, I'M IN FUCKING BOOKS.

[LeftofObama]

15. I ain't nuthin' special,

and you probably shouldn't care either.

[GoCubsGo]

16. You first.

[pipi_k]

17. I am

the walrus.

Just because.


Koo koo ka joo

[Tsiyu]

19. I am cold

and hungry

if I steal your sammich and leave crumbs in front of your fireplace, only then should you care...

[hobbit709]

21. I am myself and all of you are fragments of my imagination.

[LWolf]

22. I am bitter,

and you shouldn't.

[Wounded Bear]

23. I am just a poor boy, my story is seldom told......

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[In_The_Wind]

25. Huge fan here.

Thank you for posting this song.



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[polly7]

24. I am the last Saskatchewan pirate.

[LiberalEsto]

26. I am Kartula, the Estonian goddess of potatoes

Me 'n' my microbes are one tough cookie

[Gidney N Cloyd]

27. I'm a cop, a flatfoot, a bull, a dick, John Law, the fuzz, the heat; I'm trouble, I'm poison, I'm...

...bad news.

[femmocrat]

30. This is why....

I am woman, hear me roar, in numbers too big to ignore, and I know too much to go back and pretend.

Helen Reddy

[Baitball Blogger]

31. I am the shadow and the light at once.

I am the thing you cannot see when you look for it, but find when you no longer need it.

Only a creative soul knows what to do with me.

I am serendipity.

[Moondog]

32. Really? I am just a figment of your imagination. n/t

[Paulie]

33. One thing I'm positive about

Is being negative.

[nolabear]

36. I'm Spartacus!

[slackmaster]

37. You will be assimilated

[Incitatus]

38. I'm nobody and you shouldn't. nt

[RedCloud]

39. I am the one who tells you the whole universe was an illusion...

The joke is over.

[Still Blue in PDX]

40. I am me and you are he.

Or are you she?

I defy explanation.