I say this from experience. If you're not careful, it'll be the alcohol talking tonight. L-O-U-D-L-Y

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[Tobin S.]

1. I'll be sure to drink my beer carefully.

None will hit the floor and I promised Jen not to feed any to the dog.

Actually, seriously...actually...what was I saying?

Oh, yeah. At 40 years of age I've finally discovered my limit. That line that separates a jammin' good time from doing something that results in a horrible fit of self loathing the next day. Jen showed me that line, whether she knows it or not.

[Lady Freedom Returns]

2. Come on MFM. That does not happen. You can keep your head and drink all you...

I can't keep typing with a strait face!

[kwassa]

3. 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer ....

No wallflowers, they!

[rurallib]

4. experience says: the cheaper the booze, the louder it talks.

[DinahMoeHum]

5. New Year's Eve: also known as "Amateur Night"

for the reasons listed in the post.

[hunter]

6. What, no Jägermeister???

Don't mind the ice, take off your clothes and jump!