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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts) Tue Jan 8, 2013, 08:59 PM Jan 2013

Man sues neighbor he paid to get his wife pregnant but failed after 72 attempts.

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Man sues neighbor he paid to get his wife pregnant but failed after 72 attempts. (Original Post) ohiosmith Jan 2013 OP

Raises Hand.... NYC_SKP Jan 2013 #1

'Further affiant sayeth not!' elleng Jan 2013 #2

LOL! NYC_SKP Jan 2013 #5

U 2, SKP! elleng Jan 2013 #7

This story is made for the movies. Baitball Blogger Jan 2013 #3

False pretenses! elleng Jan 2013 #4

"The girl is your sister but your mama don't know." nolabear Jan 2013 #6

Why didn't Mr. Soupolos call me? Generic Brad Jan 2013 #8

The doctor's announcement that Maus was also sterile Ptah Jan 2013 #9

He should have hired the rat who impregnated the wife of Maus. rug Jan 2013 #10

should they be suing Maus, or Maus' wife? NewJeffCT Jan 2013 #11

The guy was pipi_k Jan 2013 #12

NYC_SKP

(68,644 posts)

1. Raises Hand....

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Tue Jan 8, 2013, 09:04 PM

Jan 2013

Volunteers.

I, NYC_SKP, will provide unlimited stabs, er, attempts at the successful (or unsuccessful) fertilization and or impregnation and or tittilation of said subject, provided adequate space and light and beverage.

So shall it be.

elleng

(141,926 posts)

2. 'Further affiant sayeth not!'

Reply to NYC_SKP (Reply #1)

Tue Jan 8, 2013, 09:06 PM

Jan 2013

NYC_SKP

(68,644 posts)

5. LOL!

Reply to elleng (Reply #2)

Tue Jan 8, 2013, 09:17 PM

Jan 2013

Fancy legal talk!

Happy New Year!

elleng

(141,926 posts)

7. U 2, SKP!

Reply to NYC_SKP (Reply #5)

Tue Jan 8, 2013, 09:19 PM

Jan 2013

Baitball Blogger

(52,718 posts)

3. This story is made for the movies.

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Tue Jan 8, 2013, 09:07 PM

Jan 2013

elleng

(141,926 posts)

4. False pretenses!

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Tue Jan 8, 2013, 09:10 PM

Jan 2013

Verdict for Plaintiff! (and looks for a different neighbor???)

nolabear

(43,850 posts)

6. "The girl is your sister but your mama don't know."

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Tue Jan 8, 2013, 09:17 PM

Jan 2013

I love my redneck roots.

Generic Brad

(14,374 posts)

8. Why didn't Mr. Soupolos call me?

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Tue Jan 8, 2013, 10:12 PM

Jan 2013

I would have totally been successful after at least 67 attempts.

Ptah

(34,159 posts)

9. The doctor's announcement that Maus was also sterile

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Tue Jan 8, 2013, 10:24 PM

Jan 2013

The doctor's announcement that Maus was also sterile shocked everyone except his wife, who was forced to confess that Maus was not the father of their two children.

rug

(82,333 posts)

10. He should have hired the rat who impregnated the wife of Maus.

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Tue Jan 8, 2013, 10:28 PM

Jan 2013

NewJeffCT

(56,848 posts)

11. should they be suing Maus, or Maus' wife?

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Tue Jan 8, 2013, 10:33 PM

Jan 2013

the guy honestly thought he was the father of the kids.

pipi_k

(21,020 posts)

12. The guy was

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Wed Jan 9, 2013, 12:54 PM

Jan 2013

a trooper, gotta hand him that....

"I don't like this any more than you. I'm simply doing it for the money. Try and understand".

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