If Poe had a computer, part 2
Once upon a midnight dreary,
while I porn surfed, weak and weary,
over many a strange and spurious site of "hot chicks galore."
While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark,
suddenly there came a warning,
and my heart was filled with mourning.
Mourning for my dear amour.
'tis not possible!, I pleaded,
but my browser, so conceited,
remained blank, I then repeated,
just a blank and nothing more.
With a scream, I was defeated,
for my cookies were deleted,
so I begged, no longer seated,
give me back my free hardcore!
Then, in answer to my query,
through the net I loved so dearly,
came it's answer, dark a dreary:
quoth the server, 404.
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"... quoth the server, 404."
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