Who knew the Devil was such a nice guy?

[Taverner]

- Gives us the ability to judge right from wrong, and gets bad press.

- Tries to talk God out of being mean to Job.

- Doesn't require you love him or even believe he exists.

- Sees Jesus starving in the desert, and offers him food

- Plays a better violin piece, yet lets Johnny have the gold violin anyway

[OriginalGeek]

1. Right! From now on

I'm turning all my crosses upside down.











(jk lol - I don't have any crosses)

[Taverner]

2. But wouldn't that be a shout-out to St Peter?

[OriginalGeek]

3. Is that the guy

you bury upside down in front of your house so it will sell?

[Taverner]

4. No, legend has it he was crucified upside down

Because he felt he was not worthy of being crucified like Jesus

[OriginalGeek]

5. Ahhhh, ok

I was raised Baptist. We didn't go in for saints and such.



But all those black metal bands are sure gonna be disappointed...