MiddleFingerMom would appreciate it if you didn't ask for details. Not a one. Just let it go.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[ohiosmith]

1. I actually laughed out loud!

[Baitball Blogger]

14. +1

[rurallib]

2. only dogs and cats can -- oh never mind

[tinymontgomery]

3. Very funny

mind if I sure?

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. go for it -- as with all my posts

[A Simple Game]

4. I'm not going to make any assumptions here, but

MFM does have a very short beard.

Just saying.

[pinboy3niner]

5. Well...

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

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[pinboy3niner]

13. Don't forget to save that image link

I have a feeling it will come in handy in the future.

[GoCubsGo]

6. Hahahahahahahaha!!!!

[libodem]

9. Oh oh

He always seemed like a pretty smart fellar?

[madinmaryland]

10. Wait wut??? I hope you are recovering Mr. Jeremy.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

11. !

[BlancheSplanchnik]

12. yes well...

It could happen to any of us.

I don't have a beard, but I...uh....recently decided I'd better start trimming my nosehairs.

[pinboy3niner]

15. Waxing finds a new frontier

[BlancheSplanchnik]

16. oh lord in heaven!

yeeeeeeeeeeeOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!