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(82,333 posts) Sat Feb 9, 2013, 12:08 PM Feb 2013

Can I have a biscuit?

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Can I have a biscuit? (Original Post) rug Feb 2013 OP

With all of this snow, I haven't gone biscuit shopping. But you deserve something . . . In_The_Wind Feb 2013 #1

Why, thank you. rug Feb 2013 #2

I need that! The snowblower isn't going to play nice today. In_The_Wind Feb 2013 #4

Sounds like the end of civilization as we know it, to me... Reminds me of a 3 yr. old who asked ... agracie Feb 2013 #3

Or if a child asks a simple question about where babies come from. rug Feb 2013 #5

"Where did I come from?" Answer: "Cleveland" The end. nt agracie Feb 2013 #6

No biscuit! astral Feb 2013 #7

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

1. With all of this snow, I haven't gone biscuit shopping. But you deserve something . . .

Reply to rug (Original post)

Sat Feb 9, 2013, 12:13 PM

Feb 2013

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rug

(82,333 posts)

2. Why, thank you.

Reply to In_The_Wind (Reply #1)

Sat Feb 9, 2013, 12:17 PM

Feb 2013

Here's something for you.

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

4. I need that! The snowblower isn't going to play nice today.

Reply to rug (Reply #2)

Sat Feb 9, 2013, 01:02 PM

Feb 2013

A call has been made to the mechanic who charged $300 to pick it up from the old house, totally service it, deliver it to my new house. [img][/img] He will be here this Wednesday.

agracie

(950 posts)

3. Sounds like the end of civilization as we know it, to me... Reminds me of a 3 yr. old who asked ...

Reply to rug (Original post)

Sat Feb 9, 2013, 12:56 PM

Feb 2013

my friend, "Mommy, what's God?" Mommy did her best to explain. Then the child said, "OK then, what's Zilla?"

rug

(82,333 posts)

5. Or if a child asks a simple question about where babies come from.

Reply to agracie (Reply #3)

Sat Feb 9, 2013, 01:23 PM

Feb 2013

I always asked them what they meant before launching into an explanation of fallopian tubes.

agracie

(950 posts)

6. "Where did I come from?" Answer: "Cleveland" The end. nt

Reply to rug (Reply #5)

Sat Feb 9, 2013, 01:40 PM

Feb 2013

astral

(2,531 posts)

7. No biscuit!

Reply to rug (Original post)

Sun Feb 10, 2013, 01:13 AM

Feb 2013

Kids would not be weird about homosexuality unless they learn to be that way from adults. Now, I'd gladly give you a fresh-baked biscuit but I don't got no oven. Never baked a biscuit anyway, but nevertheless here's my favorite biscuit song:

Never had no biscuit
Never had no sweater to wear
To keep me from the cold

Never no potato
Never had no leather on my feet
'Til I was five years old

When I was a baby my mama said
I never had no food to keep me full
And I never had no sweater made of wool
And that went and made my daddy
[ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/no-biscuit-blues-lyrics-kate-anna-mcgarrigle.html ]
Have to pull a job
(Which means he had to rob)

But now though I have a biscuit
And I have a sweater to wear
To keep me from the cold
My mammy, she is crying
'Cause my daddy, he is lying
With no biscuit, and no sweater,
On the cold stone floor
While my mammy and me
We don't want for nothing more

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