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Mon Feb 11, 2013, 08:38 PM

I think I may have a stalker...

A "secret admirer" just sent me a heart.

I should probably go comb my hair or something.

Mouthwash wouldn't bring any objections either.

Standing a little closer to the razor wouldn't hurt.

Or the toilet.

Was it the woman who was following me in the check out line at Walmart?

Or the other woman that told me to "move my ass" at the traffic light?

I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight. This is so exciting!

I have to call my mother.


A big thank you to my secret admirer. My life is now more fulfilling because of you!

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Reply I think I may have a stalker... (Original post)
Callmecrazy Feb 2013 OP
In_The_Wind Feb 2013 #1
Callmecrazy Feb 2013 #2
In_The_Wind Feb 2013 #3
Callmecrazy Feb 2013 #4
In_The_Wind Feb 2013 #6
Chellee Feb 2013 #5
Callmecrazy Feb 2013 #7
Chellee Feb 2013 #8
Callmecrazy Feb 2013 #9

Response to Callmecrazy (Original post)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 08:41 PM

1. wow, all that for a stalker . . .

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Response to In_The_Wind (Reply #1)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 08:44 PM

2. I don't get out much... I'll take it where I can get it. nt

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Response to Callmecrazy (Reply #2)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 08:45 PM

3. I understand

I've been hibernating . . . until spring.

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Response to In_The_Wind (Reply #3)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 08:52 PM

4. I live in South Florida...

It's always spring here.

I've been hoping to find a rose to knock the bloom off of, but lately all I'm finding are Stinking Corpse Lillies. Ewww!

Mostly I just end up playing with my joystick.

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Response to Callmecrazy (Reply #4)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 08:59 PM

6. Here's something to think about

at least your joystick won't pick up any nasty viruses until you find your rose.

[img][/img] South Florida is one of my most favorite spots, enjoy.

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Response to Callmecrazy (Original post)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 08:58 PM

5. You're crazy.

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Response to Chellee (Reply #5)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 09:09 PM

7. Was it you, Chellee?

Did you send the heart?

It was you, wasn't it? You can tell me.
I don't know what to say. This is SO unexpected! But I think we're moving a little too fast. Let's just slow down and minute and let the feelings simmer a bit.
Absence make the heart grow fonder, you know.

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Response to Callmecrazy (Reply #7)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 09:15 PM

8. OK.

I can do absence.



(Poking head back in...)

It wasn't me, honest.

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Response to Chellee (Reply #8)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 09:25 PM

9. Bummer... I gotta call my mom back. nt

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