12-foot snow penis irks neighbors

[LiberalEsto]

"Rhode Islanders repeatedly call cops over 12-foot snow penis"
By Stephen C. Webster
Friday, February 15, 2013 15:14 EST



"The townsfolk in South Kingstown, Rhode Island were none too happy this week to discover that one of their neighbors built a 12-foot tall sculpture of a penis out of snow, in clear view of a neighborhood road.

Police told The Providence Journal that they responded to calls about the phallic creation four different times in two days, but did nothing because it was on private property.

Of course, it didn’t have to be 12-feet tall. But when the mother of the teenage boys who built the thing saw how people were reacting, she felt like driving the point home a little.

“They’re teenage boys — there’s worse things they could be doing,” she told a Huffington Post reporter. “It was innocent. And to be honest, knowing that it pissed people off gave us a little charge. If you have nothing else to do in your day other than complain about a snow penis, we’ll make it 12 feet tall.”"

More:
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/02/15/rhode-islanders-repeatedly-call-cops-over-12-foot-snow-penis/

[Kennah]

1. Changes the expression "a really cold dick" from figurative to literal

[Angry Dragon]

3. I think it is more of 'cold cocking' their neighbors .......... just saying

[klook]

2. How many of the complainants have chain-link fences?

[LiberalFighter]

16. There are probably plenty of items that look like a phallic.

Maybe they should tell Florida to change their shape.

[klook]

18. Definitely

But notice there are very few snow penises in Florida!

[kath]

40. Homer Simpson did call Florida "America's wang".

[MrScorpio]

4. I figure that the neighbors won't like it in Amsterdam either

[sakabatou]

58. Nor Japan during the Hoen Matsuri

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C5%8Dnen_Matsuri

[littlemissmartypants]

5. coat...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018305178

[kwassa]

6. How about this office building in London?

nicknamed the Gherkin.

[LiberalEsto]

7. Future anthropologists will have a field day

They'll probably theorize that we had a male-centric culture in which all things masculine were worshiped, including guns, rockets, missiles and penis-shaped buildings.

And they'll be correct.

[geardaddy]

8. Ah yes, the gherkin

[Initech]

13. Or this tombstone:

Complete with an unfortunate / inappropriate name depending on which way you look at it:

[calimary]

30. Are you kidding me????

[Owl]

62. Have seen that many a time in London. Sticks out like a sore thumb!

[BlueJazz]

9. Yes sir, just go down 2 blocks, turn left just after the 12 foot penis, turn right and you're there.

[Brigid]

10. Not to overreact here, but . . .

This is just stupid and juvenile. Especially the mother's attitude that it is a kick to annoy the neighbors.

[seabeyond]

17. i am thinking the same. teach our boys well. like, purposely

provoke the neighbors and then the always favorite... boys will be boys. wow.

[Grantuspeace]

11. Penis envy? lol "Beat" this!

A scuplture that caused quite an uproar when it was "erected" in my hometown of Appleton WI.

[Initech]

12. Mine's bigger.

[Orrex]

14. Circumcised, no less.

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Just think of how tall it would be if it weren't so cold outside.

[In_The_Wind]

22. excellent observation

[retread]

15. The Florida state capitol

[Initech]

41. Flynt Publishing Headquarters, Los Angeles

San Onofre Nuclear Power Plant, San Onofre, CA:

[Scruffy Rumbler]

50. The George Washington Masonic Temple

http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&tbo=d&biw=1366&bih=651&tbm=isch&tbnid=ymoF9yQERlmswM:&imgrefurl=http://www.dcmetroneighborhoods.com/Rosemont.php&docid=oToHBkGZWca_YM&imgurl=&w=254&h=320&ei=csofUbu2LIiK0QHwnoHoDQ&zoom=1&ved=1t:3588,r:5,s:0,i:100&iact=rc&dur=461&sig=112077213793850977604&page=1&tbnh=190&tbnw=159&start=0&ndsp=20&tx=45&ty=87

[retread]

59. The Washington Monument. Symbol of foreign policy, i.e. erect and ready!

[Trascoli]

19. This is a hard one, I'm not sure what I would do if my neighbors erected one.

But assure you me, penalty would be stiff.

[LiberalEsto]

21. It takes balls

to stick it to your neighbors.


But if you build it, they will come.

[Trascoli]

24. This could mushroom into a fight

They don't want to do anything premature. I've been known to be quite a nut.

[kurtzapril4]

54. If things come to a head, and there's a fight

you'll need to wear a helmet. It would be sad if you got the shaft.

[calimary]

29. Maybe that'll be next winter?

They only did a penis this time, looks like!

[libodem]

31. ha ha ha ha

[In_The_Wind]

20. I heard a rumor: the sun is gonna wipe out all the fun.

[ZombieHorde]

23. Hilarious. nt

[LiberalElite]

25. Here's a "female" sculpture from Network TV

Everybody Loves Raymond Episode: Marie's Sculpture (excerpt)

[libodem]

32. I know that episode

It was very funny. Without being overly graphic you could tell it was a vulva. Marie did not intend for her free form art piece to be an actual object.

[datasuspect]

26. all hail the mighty icecock!!!!!!!!

[krispos42]

27. Frosty's feeling frisky? n/t

[Kennah]

28. Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump

Now it all makes sense. He was dragging that enormous cock around.

[libodem]

33. This whole thread

Is killin' me hereh.

[krispos42]

39. Look at Frosty go?

"My Daughter's Fucking Snowzilla"

[Kennah]

34. AMA recommends that snowcocks should not be used internally

[kwassa]

35. I actually encountered a snow penis.

Cross-country skiing on the Angeles Crest Highway north of Los Angeles, in the early '90s.

a memorable day. The highway wasn't plowed after a winter storm, we were above 4000 feet, as I recall. Terrific views off both sides, down into the high desert, and into civilization, so to speak.

There it was, a carefully sculpted erect penis, made of snow, about four feet high. Much more anatomically correct, and a better sculpture, than in the OP.

Later than day, we went to El Coyote, and then to a bowling alley in Hollywood, where we did vodka shots, and bowled. Quite warm and sunny down in the city.

[tavernier]

36. I wonder if Ted Nugent's mom had similar child rearing skills...

"Sure, honey, let's build a giant cock in our front yard to celebrate the holidays. And to stay with the toilet theme, if you eat like a pig, you can lay giant turds all over the lawn."

Poor me. My mom was just an old stick in the mud. She would not have condoned Frosty with a penis of any size.

[rjdem1977_gg]

37. Haha, that's awesome

What a giant phallus that is.

[Renew Deal]

38. These "butchers" circumcised that penis!

[Kennah]

42. They need to add some yellow snow dribble down the front of snowcock

[HappyMe]

43. LOL!

Funny.
At least they were at home. There are a lot worse things those guys could have been out doing.

Poor neighbors.

[LiberalEsto]

47. They were just being normal teenage boys

playing with their weenie

[AsahinaKimi]

44. I wonder if any of her neighbors may visit

Japan in the near future..

[shcrane71]

45. Thankful that this mom & her brats aren't my neighbors.

We had a jerk of a teenager that lived in our neighborhood when I was a kid. He'd distribute playboy and hustler to all the 5-7 year-olds, who initially thought he was cool. Then he'd rape them. What a jerk.

[Iggo]

46. This is exactly the same thing! You nailed it!

Congratulations!!!

[shcrane71]

52. Same dick-like mentality.

[Iggo]

53. Yes!

Teenageers who make rude snow sculptures are the same as teenagers who rape 7-year-olds!

It's amazing I've never noticed that before!

Thank you for pointing that out!You made my day!

[shcrane71]

55. I was referring to the 7 year-old victims of the rapist.

They enjoyed going around exposing themselves at the drop of a hat, drawing penis pictures everywhere and showing them to off. Teenage snow sculpture boys and mother who could care less about offending neighbors with their snow-dicks remind me of those abused kidlets.

If that makes your day -- well, it's a sick sad world.

[A HERETIC I AM]

57. .....

3rd time in 3 days I used the same post.

[Iggo]

61. .

[LiberalEsto]

48. That sounds like a serious sex offender

who should have been arrested and prosecuted.

[shcrane71]

51. He was... we had a lot of little kids eagerly exposing their penises for awhile

and couldn't figure out why. Then when a kindergartener told his mom about what the older kid did, and all hell broke lose, we found the wooded area with the pornographic pictures, and started to understand why all these 1st and 2nd graders were being such pricks.

[LWolf]

49. Let them take their complaints to Washington.

[lunatica]

56. When it melts the neighbours can laugh at them as it shrinks

[retread]

60. Enough of this foolishness. It's time to get groceries.