It's -33 out and I just shaved off my beard.

[Arctic Dave]

Captain Hindsight says I should have waited until it warmed up before shaving.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. How long does it take to grow back?

[Arctic Dave]

2. Not before tomorrow.

I might have to buy one of those knitted beard hats.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. Now, there's your solution!

How about a picture if you buy one???

Of you wearing it, of course!

[Arctic Dave]

4. I think it would be easier then gluing the old stuff back on.

[csziggy]

24. Here - get a Dwarven beard hat!

Beards of honor and glory!
Luscious, 100% acrylic beard for every dwarf
Comes with a true warrior's helm
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/f0d0/?rkgid=275668648&cpg=ogpla&source=google_pla&gclid=CP_GxIm3wLUCFQXpnAodL0oA0Q

The customer actions shots (linked on the right side) are great!

[RedCloud]

20. Facial hair is a secondary sexual characteristic on males

I did see some early studies that suggested with increased sexual stimulation, the beard can grow faster!

So that can keep our OP warm!

[OffWithTheirHeads]

5. What the fuck is -33 ? It's about 55 in Tucson and I am freezing my ass off!

Can't wait to get back in the pool in April or May.

[Arctic Dave]

12. April or May.

It's still winter up her then.

[OffWithTheirHeads]

17. You may want to edit that

[Arctic Dave]

19. LOL

I think I will keep it just for the fun of it.

[csziggy]

23. Why does this post make me think of

That 12 foot snow penis?

[Arctic Dave]

26. You're off by six feet.

[krispos42]

6. °F or °C?

[Blue_In_AK]

8. F

Dave's up on the North Slope.

[pokerfan]

9. oh, that is bad

If it was C then it would only be -27 F

[Blue_In_AK]

10. When it's that cold, you don't really notice the difference.

[krispos42]

11. I feared so.

I saw -34°F once, in South Dakota. I walked outside and could HEAR my coat stiffening up!

[Arctic Dave]

13. F

We don't cheat when it comes to cold like the those southern Canadians.


C. Pfft. Weenies.

[Blue_In_AK]

7. What were you thinking??

Have you seen Jim since he's been growing his? And it's not even that cold down here.

[Arctic Dave]

14. I woke up and it's -39 now.

Apperantly shaving a beard is like washing your car, but instead of rain, the temperature drops 25 degrees.

[Baitball Blogger]

15. Was it a dream I had where someguy had crotcheted himself a beard?

[Arctic Dave]

16. They sell them.

I think getting one of those might be kind of cool, in a warm way.

[DFW]

18. Last time I was in that kind of cold, it was in Russia in December

I did not shave off my beard.

[Amaril]

21. You're not kidding around..........

.......with that Arctic moniker, are you?

[Arctic Dave]

22. Truth in Advertising.

It's so cold, my groundhog hasn't seen it's shadow in a couple of months.

[Amaril]

25. I can't even fathom that kind of cold

It was 32 degrees here (north east Florida) when I woke up this morning -- I seriously debated calling in / taking a sick day, 'cause crawling out of my nice, warm bed & into a shower seemed like cruel & unusual punishment. Alas, I am too much of a Do-bee (damn Romper Room & their brain washing of me when I was 5!), and shivered my way into the office.......only to find that myself & one other person were the only people who made it in out of our 7 person team.

[MiddleFingerMom]

27. Before I discovered the wonderful convenience of battery-powered beard trimmers...

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... it used to take me hours to trim my beard (to my satisfaction) with scissors and razor.
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It was a dreaded chore and I would allow the beard to grow quite long.
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Friends thought it strange that I always seemed to trim it in the dead of winter (in places
like Michigan and Pennsylvania).
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What would happen is that I would be looking down and zip my beard up into the zipper
of my winter jacket.
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Could be worse (thinking genitallically as I so often do).
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Hmmmm... probably not much of a market for battery-powered penis-trimmers.
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[Arctic Dave]

28. Battery powered penis trimmer?

I think that is called being drunk and using power tools.

[MiddleFingerMom]

29. I coulda schworn I bought...

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... a seed-whacker.
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[Arctic Dave]

30. Yeeee-ooouch.

Note to self:

Do not buy used lawn equipment from MFM.