I detest pasta-employment interviews

[OriginalGeek]

Who's noodlin' who?

[Gorp]

1. Do you have to wear a bow tie? Just out for those spiral-shaped ones.

[OriginalGeek]

2. Ohhhh Gorp...

you so fusilli

[Gorp]

3. Wait. I've got Hollywood on the line. They want me to rigatoni.

[OriginalGeek]

4. Gosh I hope I don't have to pay

I haven't a penne to spare!

[Gorp]

5. They won't be pici

[OriginalGeek]

6. Maybe you canneloni me a buck?

[Gorp]

7. Udon gonna pay be back when you're soba?

[OriginalGeek]

8. Ha! Like I'm ever soba

but I am expecting a birthday check from my gramigna. Will five bucks cover it?

[Gorp]

9. Pay it back or i'll get tuffoli on your butt!

[OriginalGeek]

10. Ok ok! Just plesae don't take me up on a high building...

I'm scared to death of a farfalle!

[Gorp]

11. The farfalle won't kill you, you'll farfalloni until you hit the concrete - THAT will kill you.

[OriginalGeek]

14. Of corzetti will be mad about having to clean me up

Etti shoulda never took that job...





(This is getting harder! Way past al dente!)

[Gorp]

18. You gnocchi, I think you got the trofie for that one or do you know an orzo?

[Gorp]

12. I ricciolini we could go on with this for hours and but puns wouldn't get any better.

[Baitball Blogger]

13. So true. Someone would have to elbow their way into this conversation.

I'll be back after I brush my angel hair.

[Gorp]

15. Do you have to trim your maultasche too?

[Baitball Blogger]

17. Better a maultasche than a wet noodle.

[Gorp]

19. Orecchiette!!!!!!!

[OriginalGeek]

16. We should spaghetti squash it while we're ahead.

lol, assuming we're ahead.

[Baitball Blogger]

20. That means we're udon?

[Gorp]

22. I soda used that udon before.

[OriginalGeek]

23. I dough know

but this has been a lotta funghini!

[Gorp]

21. I prefer something marille.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

24. The Flying Spaghetti Monster will have something to say about all this.

Do not offend the noodly appendage!

[OriginalGeek]

26. I've been touched by his noodly appendage

Dear FSM,
Please forgive my pastafarian transgressions.
Ramen.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

29. lol

[Gorp]

25. Cencioni Flying Spaghetti Monster might be offended by this thread, we may want to stop it now.

[OriginalGeek]

27. The best part of all this

is I have reservations at Maggiano's later today. My wife and friends are gonna wonder if I've gone mezzaloony as I read the menu and remember this thread.

[Gorp]

28. Print out the thread and take it with you! I'd suggest a good merlot before passing it around.