Ultimate ethnic joke.

[GoneOffShore]

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman,

a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian,

several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan),

an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian,

a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander,

a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani,

a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian,

a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander,

a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech,

an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian,

an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian,

a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese,

a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan,

a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander,

a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian,

a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahamian,

a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari,

an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian,

a Dutchman, a Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede,

a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian,

a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian,

and 2 Africans,

walk into a fine restaurant.

"I'm sorry," says the maitre d', after scrutinizing the group;
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"You can't come in here without a Thai."

[Sekhmets Daughter]

1. Love it!

[HarveyDarkey]

2. GROAN!!!!

[geardaddy]

3. Excellent.

[Scuba]

4. How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just Juan.

[Ron Obvious]

5. LOL

Didn't see it coming