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(3,066 posts)
Thu Feb 28, 2013, 07:27 PM Feb 2013

Calling all poets!

I heard a great limerick today and wanted to share.

There once was a man named McQueen,
Who invented a wanking machine.
Concave and convex,
To fit either sex,
And remarkably easy to clean.

Anybody else got a good one?

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Calling all poets! (Original Post) Callmecrazy Feb 2013 OP
I don't have one off the top of my head, LeftofObama Feb 2013 #1
I'l take two, please. n/t angstlessk Feb 2013 #2
Okay, here's number two... Callmecrazy Feb 2013 #3
ok, ok, ok...I will..I will I will angstlessk Feb 2013 #4
I want one! In_The_Wind Feb 2013 #5


(4,243 posts)
1. I don't have one off the top of my head,
Thu Feb 28, 2013, 07:48 PM
Feb 2013

but I'm sure someone will come along soon with one from the "Nantucket" series.


(3,066 posts)
3. Okay, here's number two...
Thu Feb 28, 2013, 08:00 PM
Feb 2013

There once was a woman named Toon,
Who met a man by the light of the moon.
And all night as they played,
Lovely music was made,
For the man kept his organ in Toon.

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