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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsCalling all poets!
I heard a great limerick today and wanted to share.
There once was a man named McQueen,
Who invented a wanking machine.
Concave and convex,
To fit either sex,
And remarkably easy to clean.
Anybody else got a good one?
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Calling all poets! (Original Post)
Callmecrazy
Feb 2013
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LeftofObama
(4,243 posts)1. I don't have one off the top of my head,
but I'm sure someone will come along soon with one from the "Nantucket" series.
angstlessk
(11,862 posts)2. I'l take two, please. n/t
Callmecrazy
(3,066 posts)3. Okay, here's number two...
There once was a woman named Toon,
Who met a man by the light of the moon.
And all night as they played,
Lovely music was made,
For the man kept his organ in Toon.
angstlessk
(11,862 posts)4. ok, ok, ok...I will..I will I will
call you crazy!
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)5. I want one!
Any chance of that Crazy?