Thu Feb 28, 2013, 07:27 PM
Calling all poets!
I heard a great limerick today and wanted to share.
There once was a man named McQueen, Who invented a wanking machine. Concave and convex, To fit either sex, And remarkably easy to clean.  
Anybody else got a good one? 
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Author | Time | Post |
 Calling all poets! (Original post) |
Callmecrazy | Feb 2013 | OP |
| LeftofObama | Feb 2013 | #1 | |
| angstlessk | Feb 2013 | #2 | |
| Callmecrazy | Feb 2013 | #3 | |
| angstlessk | Feb 2013 | #4 | |
| In_The_Wind | Feb 2013 | #5 |
Response to Callmecrazy (Original post)
Thu Feb 28, 2013, 07:48 PM
1. I don't have one off the top of my head,
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but I'm sure someone will come along soon with one from the "Nantucket" series.
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Response to angstlessk (Reply #2)
Thu Feb 28, 2013, 08:00 PM
3. Okay, here's number two...
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There once was a woman named Toon,
Who met a man by the light of the moon. 
And all night as they played, 
Lovely music was made,  
For the man kept his organ in Toon.  |
Response to Callmecrazy (Original post)
Thu Feb 28, 2013, 08:12 PM
5. I want one!
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Any chance of that Crazy?
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