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Archae

(47,245 posts) Tue Mar 5, 2013, 03:10 AM Mar 2013

What do you read in the toilet?

I read store flyers and free newspapers I get.

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What do you read in the toilet? (Original Post) Archae Mar 2013 OP

neuroscience------ olddots Mar 2013 #1

I do word searches. Neoma Mar 2013 #2

I have several books on a shelf hollysmom Mar 2013 #3

Why would there be anything in the toilet worth reading? Angleae Mar 2013 #4

The Farmer's Almanac. We're traditionalists. n/t sarge43 Mar 2013 #5

Dante Valentine ~ The Complete Series. 1299 pages. In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #6

I was looking for a snarky response... Earth_First Mar 2013 #7

this post d_r Mar 2013 #8

Old reliable ... Scuba Mar 2013 #9

The newspaper. talkingmime Mar 2013 #10

Right now? Iggo Mar 2013 #11

Whatever... pipi_k Mar 2013 #12

Nothing! The blue water ruins my books! ohiosmith Mar 2013 #13

LOL ConcernedCanuk Mar 2013 #15

I would have to be small enough to fit in a toilet first. Jamaal510 Mar 2013 #14

Graffiti... CanSocDem Mar 2013 #16

Twitter ON the $h!++er. Grantuspeace Mar 2013 #17

Be sure to use #ToiletTweets NightWatcher Mar 2013 #20

The Economist... Sekhmets Daughter Mar 2013 #18

Old copies of the New Yorker magazine mokawanis Mar 2013 #19

Tea leaves. geardaddy Mar 2013 #21

I never read IN the toilet, although I read the newspaper while on it. sinkingfeeling Mar 2013 #22

I like studying maps Populist_Prole Mar 2013 #23

Tea leaves TrogL Mar 2013 #24

olddots

(10,237 posts)

1. neuroscience------

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Tue Mar 5, 2013, 03:55 AM

Mar 2013

Russian novels and all the Uncle John's Bathroom Readers .
Actually I read my wife & daughters gossip puke mags ,they are both brilliant and why they buy that crap is beyond me.

Neoma

(10,039 posts)

2. I do word searches.

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Tue Mar 5, 2013, 04:02 AM

Mar 2013

hollysmom

(5,946 posts)

3. I have several books on a shelf

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Tue Mar 5, 2013, 05:00 AM

Mar 2013

on the wall. Mostly assortments of short stories - don't want anyone to stay in too long.

Angleae

(4,821 posts)

4. Why would there be anything in the toilet worth reading?

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Tue Mar 5, 2013, 05:38 AM

Mar 2013

It's not as though that I put tea leaves there.

sarge43

(29,173 posts)

5. The Farmer's Almanac. We're traditionalists. n/t

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Tue Mar 5, 2013, 06:33 AM

Mar 2013

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

6. Dante Valentine ~ The Complete Series. 1299 pages.

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Tue Mar 5, 2013, 07:25 AM

Mar 2013

The book travels well.

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Earth_First

(14,910 posts)

7. I was looking for a snarky response...

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Tue Mar 5, 2013, 07:38 AM

Mar 2013

If you were to Google "Toilet Paper Journal" it returns links to the Wall Street Journal. HA!

In all seriousness, I generally read This Old House magazine...

d_r

(6,908 posts)

8. this post

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Tue Mar 5, 2013, 07:47 AM

Mar 2013

Scuba

(53,475 posts)

9. Old reliable ...

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Tue Mar 5, 2013, 08:26 AM

Mar 2013

talkingmime

(2,173 posts)

10. The newspaper.

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Tue Mar 5, 2013, 09:10 AM

Mar 2013

Iggo

(50,050 posts)

11. Right now?

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Tue Mar 5, 2013, 09:17 AM

Mar 2013

DU.

pipi_k

(21,020 posts)

12. Whatever...

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Tue Mar 5, 2013, 11:07 AM

Mar 2013

I happen to be reading on my Kindle at the time.

I also have a little book in there called "One Minute Mysteries"

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

13. Nothing! The blue water ruins my books!

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Tue Mar 5, 2013, 11:14 AM

Mar 2013

ConcernedCanuk

(13,509 posts)

15. LOL

Reply to ohiosmith (Reply #13)

Tue Mar 5, 2013, 11:43 AM

Mar 2013

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Jamaal510

(10,893 posts)

14. I would have to be small enough to fit in a toilet first.

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Tue Mar 5, 2013, 11:30 AM

Mar 2013

CanSocDem

(3,286 posts)

16. Graffiti...

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Tue Mar 5, 2013, 11:44 AM

Mar 2013

...like "The last plop was your wallet".

Nothing like a gut-flexing guffaw to facilitate the job at hand.

.

Grantuspeace

(873 posts)

17. Twitter ON the $h!++er.

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Tue Mar 5, 2013, 02:18 PM

Mar 2013

NightWatcher

(39,382 posts)

20. Be sure to use #ToiletTweets

Reply to Grantuspeace (Reply #17)

Tue Mar 5, 2013, 02:39 PM

Mar 2013

Sekhmets Daughter

(7,515 posts)

18. The Economist...

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Tue Mar 5, 2013, 02:22 PM

Mar 2013

makes me think I am multitasking...

mokawanis

(4,493 posts)

19. Old copies of the New Yorker magazine

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Tue Mar 5, 2013, 02:28 PM

Mar 2013

if there's no magazines handy I'll read anything, including the fine print on shampoo bottles.

geardaddy

(25,392 posts)

21. Tea leaves.

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Tue Mar 5, 2013, 03:12 PM

Mar 2013

sinkingfeeling

(58,034 posts)

22. I never read IN the toilet, although I read the newspaper while on it.

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Tue Mar 5, 2013, 03:17 PM

Mar 2013

Populist_Prole

(5,364 posts)

23. I like studying maps

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Tue Mar 5, 2013, 03:40 PM

Mar 2013

No shit! ( Well, I hope at least some! )

TrogL

(32,828 posts)

24. Tea leaves

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Tue Mar 5, 2013, 04:00 PM

Mar 2013

I can't get a proper reading off a cup - it's too small.

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