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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsOkay friends and fans- I need some help...
I'm going to this bash for St. Patrick's day and I need some good limericks for some prize money.
Anybody know any good limericks?
I tried this post on Friday and got crickets.
If I win I'll mention who posted the winning limerick AND I'll split the prize money
Scuba
(53,475 posts)Who took a fair lass out to dinner.
At a quarter past nine,
They sat down to dine.
At a quarter past ten,
It was in her.
The dinner, not Skinner, you sinner.
He was no beginner,
He was in her before dinner.
Callmecrazy
(3,066 posts)pipi_k
(21,020 posts)but:
There was a young Statesman named Smutz,
Whose shit was all stuck in his guts,
He farted a blast,
Left his hearers aghast,
Yet nothing emerged but some nuts.
(The only limerick I actually remember from a giant book of them I used to own)
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)Callmecrazy
(3,066 posts)talkingmime
(2,173 posts)You know the rest.
Frosty1
(1,823 posts)Whose thing was so long it bent
So to save him some trouble
He stuck it in double
Instead of coming he went