If the Broncos lose tonight

[NightWatcher]

does it mean that Tebow didn't pray hard enough, Jesus is a Pats fan, or GOD DOESN'T CARE ABOUT FOOTBALL YOU SANCTIMONIOUS DOUCHEBAG?

[liberal N proud]

1. Maybe someone else prayed more

[Ikonoklast]

2. Please stop calling Me a "Sanctimonious Douchebag".

Or I'll give you a permanent case of itchy teeth.

-God

[fizzgig]

3. this got the heartiest laugh i've heard from my husband in some time

he wants to copy and paste it.

[UTUSN]

4. Bwah-HAH!1 I'm in hogHEAVEN without TEBOW and the Cowboys until next August!1 n/t

[bayareaboy]

5. I saw God over in North Beach last night...

he was having some pasta and a zinfandel and then he ran a conga-line down Stockton St. He wanted me to tell all of you that spending time in 49er land was sublime. He also wanted to say that gets along better with G&L&Trangender folks!