It appears that I'm now a Lounge Host.

[trof]

Good evening.
How many in your party?
There may be a short wait for a table.
If your party would like to adjourn to our bar you'll find an excellent selection of drinks.
We have drinks involving various blends of a selection of liquors plus non-alcoholic beverages.
There's a big screen TV with current sporting events being shown.
Please take this pager and when you hear the 'BEEP' your table will be ready.
Thank you for choosing The DU Lounge.

[ret5hd]

1. How can you tell?

[trof]

4. That I'm a host?

I got an email about alerting a thread.
Click on "ABOUT THIS FORUM" at page top.
I think it will show you a list of the hosts.

[graywarrior]

10. That's a scary bunch.

[HopeHoops]

2. Dang. You go out for a beer, get wasted, wake up in the gutter with piss all over you...

... and the next thing you know you're a Host! Welcome!!!

[trof]

6. Yeah. Bada-bing-bada-boom!

[Ikonoklast]

3. I'll thank you to stop staring at my girlfriend's large

ears.

She's kind of sensitive about them.

[trof]

5. I meant no disrespect. But they ARE amazing...um...EARS.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. Congrats, my dear trof!

I remember being a Lounge Mod...

William Pitt had a thread titled "Everybody look busy...CaliforniaPeggy is a Lounge Mod."

I had a good laugh over it!

I'm sure you will find this a most enlightening experience.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. Just don't seat me next to the rest rooms.

[nolabear]

9. Well in the words of Dorothy Parker...

uh, now that I think of it, never mind. Just bring me a couple drinks.