OK, I just broke the damn toilet seat!

[Bake]

Heard a big cracking sound ... now the damn thing is broken in two pieces! I'm 6'1", about 200 pounds. Good lordy that just scared the crap outta me (I guess that's a good thing) ...

So it's gonna be that kind of day!



Bake

[LiberalEsto]

1. They don't make 'em like they used to

It's not your fault.
It's the poorly made stuff they sell in most stores these days.

[Bake]

2. Gotta be that!

Not like I'm Barry White or Elvis ...



Bake

[Newest Reality]

3. Well,

broken or not, just remember:

There is no toilet seat!

[agracie]

4. In two pieces ??? RECYCLE !!! Give it to a half-assed Republican. nt

[In_The_Wind]

5. Damn it! Bake!

Didn't I make myself clear when I said: uneventful

[woodsprite]

6. Better that it broke into 2 pieces. When it's still 1 piece

When it's still 1 piece with a crack in one side, that sucker can PINCH!!! I speak from experience

I think the toilet seats break because they have only 4 plastic 'feet' to rest on the bowl edge. I've found if you can find a seat with 5 or 6, that it holds up better. Also, the oak ones hold up well, but you may not like the look.

[TrogL]

9. I've got one of those. They're really comfortable and don't seem as cold in the morning.

[CosmicDustBunny]

7. Oh my. At first I thought you meant the bowl. The seat is easy to replace (and not expensive).

[Cirque du So-What]

8. I once sat on a cracked wooden seat

It gave me SUCH a pinch!