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Who is the Reigning Thread Killer? (Original Post) Tuesday Afternoon Mar 2013 OP
Please define thread killer... BootinUp Mar 2013 #1
As defined by Urban Dictionary ... 2nd definition: Tuesday Afternoon Mar 2013 #3
I submit my name for consideration, lol. BootinUp Mar 2013 #7
Once upon a time it was moi. In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #2
Inconceivable! nt Still Blue in PDX Mar 2013 #5
pffft In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #6
Me! Me! LiberalEsto Mar 2013 #4
Nope! In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #8
I not only kill others' threads, my own are frequently stillborn. Still Blue in PDX Mar 2013 #9
I've been known to kill union_maid Mar 2013 #10
The only thing I can forgive you for is Steve Perry... Jasana Mar 2013 #19
Then I shall look for your stillborn threads in the future. In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #25
I declare this thread officially dead Bake Mar 2013 #11
You're wrong HarveyDarkey Mar 2013 #12
Oh, I beg to differ. Bake Mar 2013 #13
Behold the power! In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #26
Damn autocorrect! Bake Mar 2013 #27
I did a big booboo on this: In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #30
Note to amateurs: Watch this and weep. n/t UTUSN Mar 2013 #14
no way, dude! Tuesday Afternoon Mar 2013 #15
I forgot: Works mainly for my own O.P.(s)!1 (kiss kiss) n/t UTUSN Mar 2013 #16
Somewhat less leathal here libodem Mar 2013 #17
oh. cry me a river ... Tuesday Afternoon Mar 2013 #18
I'm the king of thread sinkers olddots Mar 2013 #20
I tried to kill some gun threads in GD Bake Mar 2013 #28
Oh I have tried. HappyMe Mar 2013 #31
probably me tabbycat31 Mar 2013 #21
Can I ask you a question... madinmaryland Mar 2013 #22
It seems to be a rotating honor pinboy3niner Mar 2013 #23
but, but, but.... AmyDeLune Mar 2013 #24
I used to be pretty damn good at it. HappyMe Mar 2013 #29
No one ever sees me killing threads Paulie Mar 2013 #32
wow ... look at you ... Tuesday Afternoon Sep 2013 #35
Wait for it..... NYC_SKP Sep 2013 #33
lol ... where ever did you find this old thing? Tuesday Afternoon Sep 2013 #34

Tuesday Afternoon

(56,912 posts)
3. As defined by Urban Dictionary ... 2nd definition:
Fri Mar 22, 2013, 10:18 AM
Mar 2013

A person who makes some kind of awkward comment on a status thread, which stops the thread dead in it's tracks.
Some of the reasons for the thread stopping on the thread killer's comment:

1. Other threaders don't know this person well, so take the comment in a negative light.

2. They remember her/him being a "weirdo" in school/former or current job, etc.

3. Other comments in the past by the thread killer were confusing and possibly: crude, inappropriate or might appear hurtful, due to the absence of a smilies or winkies.
Look at how long this badminton status thread was going, until Brian commented this:
The best strategy is to try to hit the shuttlecock straight into the opponent's naughty places.
He sure is a thread killer!

Still Blue in PDX

(1,999 posts)
9. I not only kill others' threads, my own are frequently stillborn.
Fri Mar 22, 2013, 10:28 AM
Mar 2013

Strange, because I have a pit bull, I'm a vegetarian, I breastfed my kids in public, and worst of all, I like Olive Garden.

Oh, and I spanked each of my kids at least once.

I love Steve Perry.

Maybe it's just easier to ignore me, although only one person has me "on ignore."

union_maid

(3,502 posts)
10. I've been known to kill
Fri Mar 22, 2013, 10:43 AM
Mar 2013

I have certainly felt like a thread killer from time to time. That seems to have improved, but I still can't post an OP that interests people to save my life. Luckily, so far my life hasn't depended on it.

Jasana

(490 posts)
19. The only thing I can forgive you for is Steve Perry...
Fri Mar 22, 2013, 02:53 PM
Mar 2013

P.S. I'm not the person who has you on ignore.

P.P.S - This post is a joke/snark/

Bake

(21,977 posts)
11. I declare this thread officially dead
Fri Mar 22, 2013, 11:39 AM
Mar 2013

In fact, I don't have to declaw it. Just by my posting in it, it dies.

Behold the power!

Bake

Bake

(21,977 posts)
13. Oh, I beg to differ.
Fri Mar 22, 2013, 11:46 AM
Mar 2013

This doesn't even count. You posted in a thread that is already dead! It just doesn't know it yet.

Bake

libodem

(19,288 posts)
17. Somewhat less leathal here
Fri Mar 22, 2013, 12:57 PM
Mar 2013

I was seriously having self doubt about my 'friendly' credentials, eight years ago. I'd post and flatly be ignored and often I was the final post at the end of the discussion. Oh boo hoo, I'm crying my self a river. I'm over it.


Mostly.

 

olddots

(10,237 posts)
20. I'm the king of thread sinkers
Fri Mar 22, 2013, 02:59 PM
Mar 2013

Don't all of us want to kill threads that turn into back & forth duels of hurt ?

Bake

(21,977 posts)
28. I tried to kill some gun threads in GD
Sat Mar 23, 2013, 10:30 AM
Mar 2013

But they're like zombies, they just keep getting up. Apparently it takes a head shot ...



Bake

HappyMe

(20,277 posts)
31. Oh I have tried.
Sat Mar 23, 2013, 10:55 AM
Mar 2013

They keep coming back. Just when you think it's finally dead, 2+ days later it shows up again.

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)
23. It seems to be a rotating honor
Fri Mar 22, 2013, 06:58 PM
Mar 2013

Each of us gets a turn (or 2 or 3 or... ). And now we shall see who is the last poster in this thread...

HappyMe

(20,277 posts)
29. I used to be pretty damn good at it.
Sat Mar 23, 2013, 10:42 AM
Mar 2013

I almost killed one off this morning. But alas, somebody replied about an hour after me.

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