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[TrogL]

1. Bobby Jindal - I think he'd make a great bottom

[olddots]

3. yikes !

[Agschmid]

30. hmmm.... interesting thought.

[cliffordu]

56. O.M.F.G.

[graywarrior]

2. Chuck Hagel

[LiberalEsto]

4. Ugggggggh

I'd refuse.

[REACTIVATED IN CT]

5. Great question !

I can't think of a single one - not under those conditions. Hmmm, maybe someone on the state or local level. I'll be thinking about this one for a while.....

[Ikonoklast]

6. Define 'force' and 'sex'.

Would I get killed if I didn't?

Does first base count as sex?

[olddots]

11. you will be punished if you don't perform the task

first base does not count unless there is motor boating involved ......No state or local people allowed ...........

[Ikonoklast]

12. And what if I like being 'punished'. Does that count?

[tk2kewl]

7. do we get to spank them?

[Myrina]

8. My kinda sex or their kinda sex?

If I could bring my whip, handcuffs, etc etc ... I'd get a kick out of BDSM'ing the hell outta Paul Ryan or Eric Cantor in a valiant attempt to convert them to being a liberal.

If we had to have their likely kind of vanilla whiney sex, probably none.

[Xyzse]

23. By the way

The conservative friends I did have, were far kinkier than I am.
So I have no idea what you're talking about.

It is from them that I found out terms such as...

Donkey Punch and Dirty Sanchez.

I did not need to have been subjected to such dreck in my head.

[Myrina]

25. You may 'have no idea' what I'm talking about ...

... and that's fine, but no reason to be a smartass to me for stating my opinion.

Have a nice day.

[Xyzse]

27. I apologize

I didn't mean to be a smart ass towards you.
Was just saying that they can be far more than one expects. The closet kinkiness comes out sometimes.
That is all I meant.

Sometimes my banter does not translate well on post.
Sorry about that.

[In_The_Wind]

38. I understood you!

[lunatica]

9. Sex?

What's that?

[In_The_Wind]

10. My gun.

[olddots]

13. can this be a double bagger ?

NO especially with a tea bagger .


?????????????

[NewJeffCT]

14. Shannon Doherty

Attractive and a bit crazy - could be fun for a one-night stand.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

17. so true. forgot all about her

[NewJeffCT]

18. I thought you had a crush on her?

Or, has that passed?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

20. i think she was hot in charmed but lost my crush as soon as i found out

about her republican-ness.

[NewJeffCT]

29. I always preferred

Alyssa Milano to Doherty on Charmed, especially when she had the short hair. Milano is also a liberal.

[sadbear]

15. Jennifer Lawrence is probably a republican.

[NewJeffCT]

19. Why do you say that?

Never saw anything political, either way, from her.

[sadbear]

22. I saw some really asinine quotes from her recently.

Some really insensitive things about LGBTQs. Maybe it was in here (but probably in GD.)

[NewJeffCT]

24. that sucks

and, would make me lose a lot of respect for her.

[sadbear]

26. I think she's just young and ignorant (among other things....)

It's no excuse, but she can still evolve.

[NewJeffCT]

28. I hope that's it

[a la izquierda]

39. That explains my disdain of her.

I've never been able to explain it, but she annoys the ever-loving shit out of me.

[sharp_stick]

58. Yes the idea

that someone once thought they saw a quote that she supposedly said is a damned good reason to back up the "feeling" you had about her.

[a la izquierda]

61. Dykey. And "...male hero with a vagina." Cute.

Right, because girls can't be powerful and heroic.

You want to go on record as supporting that? Knock yourself out.
When I was 12, a neighborhood kid called my mother a dyke. And she got punched for it. Because a) nobody offends my mom and b) if my mom wasn't going to use that word to refer to herself as a lesbian, I sure as hell wasn't letting some little snotty kid do it. Now I don't advocate violence, but if you slander my mother or GLBTQ people, be prepared to be verbally eviscerated.

[sharp_stick]

63. Yes a horrible

horrible person. I now hate her too, it's the only possible response to this terrible outrage.

[a la izquierda]

65. Um, disdain and hate aren't the same thing.

But I'm sure you know that.
I don't think she's a very good actress and she's annoying as hell. The glorious thing about all this? It's my opinion, which last time I checked, I'm allowed to have. Did I tell you you can't love her and her homophobic comments? No, I'm pretty sure I never said that. Right, Thought Police?

[sharp_stick]

59. What quotes?

I haven't seen any and "I saw them somewhere" isn't really a ringing endorsement of a position.

[sadbear]

60. Calm down.

It may not have been DU, but I did see it.

Here's an example:

http://www.thereflector.ca/2013/03/08/jennifer-lawrence-isnt-wonder-woman/

http://aimmyarrowshigh.tumblr.com/post/36649725368

This wasn't exactly what I saw, but it's close enough.

[sharp_stick]

62. Calm down, really?

I can see why her "quotes" have you all aflutter then.

[sadbear]

64. You seem to be the one most upset about this.

Underlines and all.

[sharp_stick]

66. My fury is now paramount

My anger knows no bounds at this horrendous outrage.

My righteous indignation burns with the heat of a thousand suns and it is shown to the weak by my incredibly audacious use of tools such as underline that are freely available to anyone that can look at the bar above the message text.

Careful or I might bring in bold and italic next.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

16. angie harmon?

[Xyzse]

21. I was thinking the same one

As well as Lacey Chabert and Jessica Simpson before she got married to any one.

[Flashmann]

31. forced to have sex with a republican who would you choose ?

First I need to know:Are "grudge bangs" and the use of battery powered "tools" allowed?

[olddots]

49. I'm stealing grudge bangs

[Heidi]

32. If I were forced to have sex with _anyone_, I'd be reporting a rape,

rather than giving two sh!ts about that person's political affiliation.

[In_The_Wind]

52. !!!, !!!.

[IrishEyes]

68. I agree.

I can't answer which republican I would choose to be my rapist.

[talkingmime]

33. PA Senator Pat Vance. She's one of the Republican politicians I respect.

[MiddleFingerMom]

34. I used to think Arianna Huffington was pretty hot during her "Strange Bedfellows" days...

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... in 1996 with Al Franken (and, in this case... Barney Frank).
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http://on.aol.com/video/strange-bedfellows-6--arianna-huffington--barney-frank-and-al-franken-517228192
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[LeftofObama]

35. Steve Schmidt.

He's about the only republican I have any respect for. I don't always agree, but I respect his opinions when he's on MSNBC.

[lastlib]

36. If I was FORCED to have sex with a Republican, I would choose Hara Kiri......

[a la izquierda]

40. Nope, I'd join a convent. Nt

[Iggo]

41. Quite a few of 'em, and I wouldn't have to be forced, neither.

Then again, I'm nuthin but a gross boy.

[NewJeffCT]

67. There are several on my list as well

I claim they're evil demonic temptresses.

Shannon Doherty, Heather Locklear, Angie Harmon, Michelle Malkin, Lara Flynn Boyle, Heidi Montag and probably a few others.

[DearHeart]

42. Rather be celibate!

[HipChick]

43. Ron Christie

Because I could not tell if he was looking at me

[Paul E Ester]

45. If swooning over a fascist is a crime, call me criminal.

Marion Le Pen

[MrSlayer]

46. Bo Derek is still pretty hot.

I'm sure I could come up with a few more if I cared enough to research.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

47. Is Rafalca available?

[olddots]

50. why no

the word forced is a comedic trick used to create levity ,whimsy and warm fuzzy feelings between friends and damn it you forced me to use words that spoiled my acid buzz

[davidpdx]

51. Well I did have a girlfriend who was a Republican when I was in my 20s

Damn she was kinky too. I was constantly trying to drive her to the liberal side which never worked, but was fun.

[Scuba]

53. Christine O'Donnell

You just know there's a whole lotta pent up wild sex echoing around in her head ...




"We have god-given sexual desires and we need to understand them and preserve them to be used in god's appropriate context. We need to address sexuality with young people and masturbation is part of sexuality - but it is important to discuss this from a moral point of view...The Bible says that lust in your heart is committing adultery. You can't masturbate without lust!... You're gonna be pleasing each other. And if he already knows what pleases him and he can please himself, then why am I in the picture..." - Christine On MTV, 1996

[HarveyDarkey]

73. My choice too

at least she's reasonably attractive, unlike Coulter, Malkin or Michelle Bachmann. As long as she's truly not a witch.

[Scuba]

74. Aw, the witch part is cute, doncha think?

[Kennah]

138. If you end up a newt, don't come slithering through a pond back to DU.

[dawg]

75. Pretty face; messed-up mind.

Not a good combination.

[HarveyDarkey]

78. Remember, we're being forced

[ArnoldLayne]

54. Heather Locklear

[stevenleser]

89. Is she a Republican? You just ruined my evening! nt

[Rowdyboy]

55. Luke Russert....and it would be the best he'd ever had

Probably the first too.

[BainsBane]

98. LOL

I'm not sure he's a Republican though.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

107. I'd bet he couldn't SPELL 'Republican' but he still probably is one.

[BainsBane]

108. That little twerp irritates me

Think of all the qualified journalists who didn't get the position he snagged because of who his daddy was.

[Rowdyboy]

128. Sure comes across as an entitled, pompous gasbag to me....

And they're usually Republican!

Still, I respected his dad so I'll give him more benefit of the doubt than say Ben Quayle or Meahgan McCain.

[irisblue]

106. rowdyboy, you'd really be taking one for the team there...

[Rowdyboy]

124. He's a loathsome little toad but he could maybe get me a show on MSNBC....

and I did respect his dad.

Maybe with the right guidance he'd come around and evolve. If not, there's always large quantities of alcohol....

[cliffordu]

57. Ann Coulter. But she would have to shut the fuck up for the entire session.

So that's never gonna happen.

So I'm safe.....

:~)

[madinmaryland]

129. ...

Oral sex would take care of that.

[cliffordu]

137. I could turn her entire vocabulary into OMFG!!!!!

in about 13 seconds.

Oh, wait - we were talking about silencing her, not simply making her unintelligible.

So that would be vicey versa.....

I could try but she CAN talk out of both sides of her mouth.....

[becca da bakkah]

69. There Aren't Enough Showers in the World!

God, I feel so dirty!!

[Heidi]

70. Forced sex is rape.

You understand that, don't you? And please don't come back with the "comedic device" retort you lobbed at Ptah. There's nothing comedic about rape.

Talk about This thread takes the cake.

[struggle4progress]

71. you completely lost me by following "forced to" with "have sex"

[Heidi]

72. Thank you, struggle4progress.

Your username goes to the heart of this very discussion.

[olddots]

76. I am sorry for my choicee of words

I will never attempt again to have any humor in my life because it may offend someone who is loo----

NO STOP you don't know who your friends are .

[Heidi]

77. Your poor thing. Couldn't use rape as a comedic device in a progressive community.

[MiddleFingerMom]

131. If a person decided that the ONLY way to get someone's vote on a supremely important issue was...

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... to have sex them, then one MIGHT say that person was "forced" to have sex with him/her.
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Of their own choice and volition and for a noble cause. I think a better wording might have
been, "if you HAD to have sex with a Republican..." (say you lost a bet), but I also think the
intention/connotation would have been as "innocent/unintentional" (if not more so -- but the
non-specifity aspect is the important part).
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Now, I don't think the OP had getting a deciding vote in mind when wording the question...
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... any more than the OP had rape in mind. Sometimes we interpret at the lowest common
denominator... which, if the person had a history of doing that would be a no-brainer.
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Otherwise, it would be worth a benefit-of-the-doubt question such as, "Were you making
light of the use of PHYSICAL force?"
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There are lots of horrible things out there -- contemptible and condemnable things --
without our searching and/or reaching for things that just weren't intentionally introduced.
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Number two... it's not always fair to accuse, judge, and sentence the OP based on changing
"that looks like you might have meant this..." to "you MEANT this... Many religions believe
omniscience to be limited to their god/gods -- I don't know of a single one that believes that
of a person (the Pope?). I see the self-presumption of omniscience far too often in DU threads
(though the dissolution of Meta has thankfully minimizd that, comparatively).
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Number ONE (and FAR more important)... the memory of such specious accusations might, in
the general public's eye, have the effect of diluting the credibility of someone in the future
making what might have ordinarily been an undeniably credible accusation.
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You might tally an "outrage point" now, but you do more harm than good to-and-for others in
the future -- and I KNOW that is not your intent.
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[IrishEyes]

80. I'm sorry you feel insulted.

I understand that you don't mean anything by it. It is the words "forced to have sex with" that make me uncomfortable. You could have phrased the question differently.

[woodsprite]

79. Jeff Foxworthy - at least he'd be good for a laugh too! n/t

[RushIsRot]

81. Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters.

[olddots]

82. Please show me how to phase a joke correctly

no - I don't want to play this game why come here and single me out fo4r some shit I don't deserve ?????????????

I know the answer do you ?

[WorseBeforeBetter]

93. "Who'd you do? Republicans, that is..."

No forcing, no rape, and no you getting to play the victim.

Easy peasy!

[olddots]

99. I couldn't go thru with it

The republican woman would find me equally repulsive and that would lead to a stalemate where everyone was happy ,unharmed and maybe there would be cake.

[WorseBeforeBetter]

100. There's nothing wrong with grudge sex...

as long as all parties involved are willing participants.

But cake does sound good.

[uppityperson]

102. Leave out "forced to" and "punished if you don't" as those indicate rape which is not a joke.

[AnneD]

83. I would have to go into the....

Way Back time machine but I think Teddy Roosevelt would be fun. A macho man without the bitter aftertaste. Can't think of any today though.

[Raine1967]

84. Forced? Can't happen... My body would shut down...

Republicans told me that.

[Paul E Ester]

85. +1

[Jamaal510]

86. Here is my list of Republican women I would have sex with:

S.E. Cupp
Michele Bachmann
Ann Coulter
Mia Love
Sarah Palin
Michelle Malkin
Kelly Ayotte

I actually wouldn't mind being with them; we just would have to agree to not discuss politics.

[LeftInTX]

87. I wish Marco Rubio was a Dem

That's about all I will say.

[Demo_Chris]

88. Ayn Rand :)

[love_katz]

90. I would rather jump off of a freeway overpass...

at rush hour than have sex with a Repuke.

They hate women, the body, and the Earth, so why bother sharing such a gift with them?

[Go Vols]

91. My neighbor

shes pretty tough.

[rrneck]

92. Death before dishonor. nt

[GoCubsGo]

111. Yup.

Besides, I have already been screwed by their whole scumbag party in other ways.

[libodem]

94. I've tried

It can't be done. Too yucky.

[kwassa]

95. forgive me ...

Amy Holmes

[progressoid]

103. Wow, she's stunning.

I had no idea who she was. Thanks Google.

[BainsBane]

97. Jim Caviezel

I hear he's a Republican. I could manage that one.

[irisblue]

110. hmmm...

totally beautiful eyes, but a Santorum supporter....maybe sencha tea...

[mwdem]

112. I met him a few years ago.

Super cute and super tall! I'm 5'10" and I was shoulder-height to him. He was promoting The Man in the Iron Mask, and his wife was with him. Very nice couple. I have a pic of us somewhere....

I do know he's very conservative and verrry Catholic.

[BainsBane]

119. You can tell he's tall from TV

So many actors are short, but he really stands out. I watch him regularly on Person of Interest.

[mwdem]

121. He seems like a genuinally nice person.

Politics and religion aside, he's a good guy, in my opinion. His wife was a school teacher. They came from somewhere in the state of Washington. Nice people,

[bluedigger]

101. That would have to be a "last couple on Earth" scenario.

I guess Sippy Cupp would do for procreational purposes only. I can't promise much if I have to stay sober, though.

[SCantiGOP]

104. reminds me of a comedian from years ago

Said he had a girl tell him she wouldn't have sex with him if he were the last man on earth. Said he replied, "Honey, if I were the last man on earth I'd be way too busy to fucking around with you."

[Taverner]

105. S.E. Cupp, Christine O'Donnell or Katherine Harris

Yes, THAT Katherine Harris

What can I say? Like Woody Allen, I have a thing for wicked witches...

[LWolf]

109. Teddy Roosevelt. nt

[Glassunion]

113. Abe Lincoln

[mwdem]

114. Robert Downey Jr.

*

[olddots]

117. he is a republican ???????????????????

tell me you're kidding please ----please
really ?

[mwdem]

118. I'm pretty sure he is.

After rehab, he changed. I'll check it out. On edit, everything I looked up on him, he is a Republican. He changed after rehab and prison. He's still cute and funny though. On edit again, yeah, I'd do him!

[Remmah2]

115. I thought Republicans were already screwing us.

What?

[bamacrat]

116. S.E. Cupp n/t

[BainsBane]

120. Oh, oh

You're about to be pilloried.

[bamacrat]

122. Was going to add Sarah Palin...

there's a thought, Cupp and Palin... may be awful people but sure are hot.

[BainsBane]

123. that's a bit much for me

Sarah Palin, noooooo.

[underpants]

125. S.E. Cupp's whole act is the sexy librarian look

and it works.

[underpants]

126. Marsha Blackburn easily...or...

[BainsBane]

127. OMG

You're not a well person. Katherine Harris?

[Call Me Wesley]

130. Obviously, most of you

like to fantasize about 'forced sex' with your preferred republicans replying to a trollish OP.

Well, that's really classy.

[olddots]

132. Okay DUers who like levity lets pull the plug on this thread please .

had no idea it would piss anyone off but it sure seems to be and I am truly sorry for offending anyone -------I am thin skinned when it comes to being kicked when I'm down and have worked tirelessly in my life for gay and female rights . I myself was sexually abused ----what do you want blood ??????

[Kali]

134. it seems pretty obvious to me

that this thread was in the vein of the kids game "which gross thing would you rather do?" (where you try to come up with disgustingly funny challenges like eat a worm or get peed on) but seeing there is some sensitivity and controversy over your choice of wording, and you say it is time to end the thread - I think about the only way you can do that is to self-delete your OP.

[olddots]

135. I would have a long time ago if I knew I could

how do I do it ? thank you because I was going to ask the administrators or welcome and help . normally my threads sink very fast like a few weeks ago when I posted about an important documentary being shown on HBO and in activism groups called American Winter . Again to everyone I come in peace .

[Kali]

136. bottom right hand area of the post - red X

click and it goes to a yellow "are you sure?" type warning, click where it says to

[Logical]

133. Dana Perino. n-t