Shoe porn thread!

[struggle4progress]

Lemme say, jest speakin as a hapless halfwit dood o'course, Ah don't think Ah meself wood evah wear these here shoeses, and Ah also think Ah might think any wimminses what Ah seed wearin em was mebbe jest a wee bit tetched, cuz they ain't look no how comfitable

[EOTE]

1. For some reason, that woman reminds me of the Skeksis from "The Dark Crystal".

I'm guessing she has to walk like the Skeksis to get anywhere in those. What incredibly bizarre performance art.

[HappyMe]

2. I don't think they were made to be worn.

They are like art or something.

[struggle4progress]

5. My guess was they were modeled after some forgotten medieval torture device,

for some niche fetishist market, which I think I don't want to know anything more about

[Xyzse]

3. She is in a constant tip-toe?

Holy hell, I could only imagine how much that hurts, especially with prolonged use.
I don't even want to imagine it....

[lunatica]

6. The shoe probably has a flat part inside where she can stand on the pad of her feet, not the toes.

I think it's meant to be for shoe fetishes, not torture.

[struggle4progress]

13. These look more comfortable and probably help at muscle bulk to the thighs

[Xyzse]

17. Really?

It looks like she is in tiptoes.
Though you're right, it is meant for just what you said.

[TeeYiYi]

4. What self respecting shoe porn thread would be complete...

...without Lady Gaga's Penis Pumps?...



TYY

[struggle4progress]

9. Are they dishwasher safe?

is the first question that comes to mind

[TeeYiYi]

19. Were you planning to use them as utinsels?

TYY

[struggle4progress]

20. Frankly, I just can't imagine telling my guests "We'll be using Lady Gaga's shoes

to serve the clam dip" unless I've run them through the dishwasher first

[trof]

27. I think you just coined a new word. Utinsels.

Frou-frou useful things.

[TeeYiYi]

29. Aaarrghhh...

...I hate typos.

But, I like the new word and definition.

TYY

[trof]

31. Aaron Brown would like it.

[NYC_SKP]

7. You read my mind!!!11!

[struggle4progress]

12. Now I'm going to have to rethink whether my literacy really confers a benefit

[hay rick]

32. Fuck me pumps!

She can't stand upright very long in those, nor does she plan to...

[In_The_Wind]

8. Are you aware that there is a video of this woman walking in those shoes?

[struggle4progress]

10. I confess that I had been blissfully ignorant of that fact until now

[In_The_Wind]

11. Ah. I'm not going to post it here.

[bluesbassman]

14. From the I have no idea desk:

[struggle4progress]

15. I think the long lost leprechauns of Sonora are starting an Olympic downhill ski team

[bluesbassman]

16. Good guess. Works for me.

[HappyMe]

18. Those shoes are great for

downhill sand dune skiing.

[GiveMeFreedom]

23. Are they about to enter

an ass kicking contest? Peace.

[TeeYiYi]

21. Look! Shoe porn and gun porn...

...all at once.



TYY

[pintobean]

24. and animal

[Tuesday Afternoon]

25. all three! Lee Mercer would approve this message, ya think.

[pintobean]

26. Lol

I was thinking; there's a joke about Texas there, but I'm not about to do it.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

22. yes - those backward avante garde shoes

video in link ...

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/10/10/fashion-high-heels-perception-beauty_n_1953718.html

[trof]

28. Reminds me of Chinese foot binding.

She can't even walk upright in those.
I don't get it.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

30. I don't really get it either, trof ... except as a wearable art piece that is making some statement

on the female body and how backwards society has become ... in that women will do anything to achieve beauty and acceptance ...

it is twisted. yes, like the Chinese bind-ed feet.

sick and twisted but, I am amazed how these are constructed and how the artist engineered them to be somewhat wearable.



art. go figure.